A Whole New World

34• Disney Classic PNW ✈️Orlando Firebender🔥 This is where I shitpost about Disney, Star Wars, Tamora Pierce, A:TLA, Glee, Star Trek, and reblog things that make me smile, things that make me laugh and things that help me get through the day. "Let's boldly go u nerd." 🖖🏻 Love me when I least deserve it, because that is when I need it the most. I am a mess in a gift wrapped box

[forestgreenandgray]

I mean, really the boundaries between romantic/platonic/familial love are a social construct at the end of the day

[forestgreenandgray]

Maybe I love everyone with a different love. The way I love my father is different from the way I love my mother. I love each of my friends in a way that's unique to them. Or maybe it's all the same love that feels different every single time.

The Greeks named eight types of love. Throughout time people have had lots of categories of love, none of them consistent. The borders are never well-defined. And maybe there's a reason for that. Maybe the different types of love aren't really all that different.

[penandinkprincess]

unreasonably amused by the idea of shane who entertains himself by just being a fucking MENACE off screen when ilya is doing something for the team's social media or an interview or someting

it's nothing official or high stakes and shane's around people he knows so is looser and less Hollander™

which obvi means this is the best time to mouth "fuck you" over and over while flipping his husband off as he tries to make ilya break and either have to start over or just not be able to keep his composure

meanwhile ilya is just !! "no!! turn this camera!! he is-NO DON'T STOP DOING IT NOW. DO IT AGAIN."

*WILDLY fake innocent confused face* "do?? what?? you sound crazy right now."

*camera swings back to ilya*

"well, even with my husband being annoying and mean to me, we are still set up for-NO!! HE IS DOING IT AGAIN!! CATCH HIM!! SHOW THE WORLD WHAT SHANE HOLLANDER I-NO!! DO NOT ACT INNOCENT NOW!!"

*shane the SECOND the camera is back on him* 🤨🤨🤨😇😇😇

[penandinkprincess]

every single player just passing behind him and handing him their stick with "hey, you mind?" "hollzy, hold this for me, please?" until he's holding like. a fucking BOUQUET of hockey sticks in one arm.

still SO focused. not breaking at ALL.

he doesn't even end up being the punchline of the prank because it's genuinely just impressive.

[nightquills]

shane is expertly holding like 15 hockey sticks at once and the thirst comments are like "wow, i never noticed how big shane's hands are. i wonder how they'd look wrapped around my—"

shane is carrying a teammate in full hockey gear like it's nothing -> "oh he can carry me wherever the fuck he likes" -> "shane hollander if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like you to throw me around. Please respond to this and then throw me around on Thursday night when I’m free”

ilya inevitably ends up having a minor crash out on social media. “i know my husband is hot but his hands are for ME he is carrying and throwing ME. stop thinking about him. he is not free on thursday or any other day. stop asking”

by this point, however, the messing around has become a Team Tradition and also a beloved meme to the fans. and shane is really enjoying being In on a joke instead of being the subject of a joke!!! so the centaurs are not stopping. the thirst tweets and edits continue, and ilya knows no peace. (he does have his favorite edits saved, though)

[penandinkprincess]

"YES he has great hands YES he is very strong and can throw people around no effort NO none of you get to try anything. he is busy all nights with his👏husband👏"

[penandinkprincess]

@maplerosekisses

OH MY GOD

shane knows all of the team's kids so never reacts UNTIL the one day he's handed someone's relative's baby they brought to the game

which means the one (1) time shane ever breaks from an interview on camera is to register that he's holding A Mystery Baby, shift babby to look at them better, and SO seriously go, "hello, who are you?", get a squeal in response, and in the same tone go, "well, that doesn't really answer the question."

it goes viral IMMEDIATELY

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[depsidase]

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[victusinveritas]

Most hoard images from Wikipedia.

Found with the rest of the hoard, the handaxe pictured above was probably found either while digging his own hole for the treasure or maybe earlier in a precious bout of hoarding by some Romano-Briton who thought it was cool enough to bury along with all of his coins and Juliane's bracelet, because cool rock. This was absolutely the correct move.

Article here from Smithsonian Magazine.

[spookyswordboy]

On the one hand, it’s great to see that when major archeological finds like this are discovered they are given over to archeologists and other scientists for study, and can be displayed for everyone in museums.

On the other hand, it kinda takes a little bit of the fun out of buried treasure.

[ltwilliammowett]

The Danish training ship “Georg Stage” (1934) dresses in rainbow colour, 2021 

[dragon-in-a-fez]

not the kind of gay ship I’m used to seeing on tumblr but cool

[dubiousculturalartifact]

ship georg is an outlier but SHOULD be counted

[almondcroissantsandink]

Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec

[goth-queen]

[starjasmines]

having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[eroscestlavie]

What do you guys do for work. Job share time. I want to know

[dogpuppy]

[depsidase]

[annabelle--cane]

I imagine rocky puts grace's amnesia problems down as a "probably normal for humans, they forget stuff all the time" thing for a while and it doesn't set in until maybe a year into the erid trip that, no, losing straight up All of your memories for several months is just about as concerning and unusual for a human as it would be for an eridian. and his immediate reaction is twofold: 1. "you. you were that brain-unhealthy for the entire time we were working together and you just. barely ever mentioned it? Why. Question." 2. [sudden recollection of every time he got short of temper and said something bitchy like "lazy human not know how own ship function" or "how grace forget location of basic controls question"] [curls up on the floor in embarrassment] "should have said something so I not spend two months making fun of brain injuryyy"

[ceruleana]

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

[astriiformes]

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary