Dream SMP Clips

[inactive] welcome to dsmp clips! this blog is half to video dump and half for the world’s entertainment. mostly just very recent streams, & probably mostly bench trio and sbi bc theyre my faves lol. feel free to submit/request any clips if u want! enjoy <3 — — — header & pfp by sad-ist

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hello! here is an organized list of the category tags i have for clips! will be updated as i make new ones.

> my clips - all clips i’ve posted

> dream smp - clips from streams on the dsmp

> dsmp lore - all lore or lore-related clips

> osmp - origins smp stuff

> mcc - clips from/related to minecraft championship

> misc mc - clips from streams in miscellaneous minecraft worlds [i.e. someone creates a random world to test new features]

> other games - clips of streamers playing any other game besides minecraft

> irl stream - clips from irl streams [i.e. meetups, you laugh you lose, etc]

> yt videos - clips taken from youtube videos (including streams that were edited & subtitled to be made into videos)

> vlogs - clips from vlogs specifically (i.e. clips from Tom Simons videos)

> music - clips of streamers seriously playing music/singing/etc (so not them purposely singing a song horribly lmao)

> milestones - clips of streamers reaching follower/subscriber/etc milestones

> other - clips that dont fit any category

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clingyduo raid 🤩

TRANSCRIPT

Dono: I’m so, so sorry for what’s about to happen

Phil: Let me guess, Tommy’s raiding? Or Tubbo’s raiding. Someone’s raiding. Someone is raiding probably, if that—if someone—if someone is apologizing for what’s about to happen, and my chat is just full of red? [laughs]

Dono: Phil they leaked their stream key

Phil: It’s probably— [cuts himself off in disappointment when he realizes what the dono said, and slams his mouse down on his desk]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BDAY BIG MAN here’s this clip of his last stream as a child for emotional reasons

TRANSCRIPT

[silence for a moment until Dancing Queen by ABBA starts to play. Tommy hums and sings along]

[his camera glitches]

TOMMY: Did my camera just go really—what?

TOMMY: My camera’s gli—no no no no no, not now!

[continues humming]

TOMMY: You ready? SEVENTEEN! Hear that everyone? Oh my god! My last day of being a child!

[clicks open his coke to the beat of the song]

TOMMY: How are we chat?

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slash jay 💀💀

twitch stream - “The Green Smile That Haunts Me” streamed by tommy

TRANSCRIPT

ERYN: Give me my pick back. Please.

TOMMY: You lost it in fair battle

ERYN: Okay. I’ll make you use—lose your pick im fair battle

TOMMY (looking back at Sam Nook): Sam!!!

ERYN: Slash jay, slash jay, slash jay—

[Tommy laughs]

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descent into chaos brought to you by tetris [sound warning]

stream: “The Game Theory $1,000,000 Challenge for St. Jude!” on The Game Theorists youtube

TRANSCRIPT:

DREAM (overlapping with others): This—this version is gonna be hard to beat quickly, guys, the ender pearl trades are horrible.

[Many people talk over each other]

MATPAT: Yeah, so that’s—so that’s one of the ways the crowd can actually help—

[Everyone starts yelling over each other in confusion about Tetris, which has appeared on their screens]

GEORGE (overlapping): —how do I play?

WILBUR (overlapping): I thought I’d done someth—I thought I’d pressed something—

[Many many mobs spawn right on top of the player in-game. Everyone continues yelling over each other in addition to the sounds of all the mobs.]

WILBUR (overlapping): I’m so good at Tetris, we’re—we’re in this.

TUBBO (overlapping): I’m Tetris-ing right now!

[More indistinguishable yelling]

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theyre buddies...bros even...

TRANSCRIPT

TOMMY: You do that, I’ll go get you some—do you prefer golden or normal?

TECHNO: Golden

TOMMY: Do you eat normal?

TECHNO: Golden

TOMMY: Sure. One second buddy, I’m just gonna mute. [He mutes] DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW I GET GOLDEN CARROTS AND WHERE? Fuck, fu—I missed so much de—okay I think up there, I think up there! [He unmutes] Cool dude yeah I’ll have them soon.

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anyway i was literally wheezing at ranboo’s entire stream last night thank u sir. he sounds like toad from mario 😭

TRANSCRIPT

[Christmas music plays in the background]

RANBOO: Update?! No! Don’t update! Computer do not update! Postpone! ....We’re good? Am I still live? Am I still live? I’m still live right? We’re good? Yes? Okay good. Oh my god that was terrifying. That was actually terrifying.

[Vocalizing to the music of Last Christmas by Wham!] Bwowowowowo...BWOWOwowowo.

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ranboo says its christmas time

TRANSCRIPT

RANBOO: It’s not Christmas?

[He turns up the Christmas music playing in the background and starts singing along in a high pitched voice]

Ding dong ding dong!

[He stops singing and turns the volume down]

There we go, yeah, no, screw you.

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he’s definitely a frog and/or mountain goat guys

TRANSCRIPT:

PHIL: Don’t worry about it, it’s okay—oh!

TECHNO: I gotta go look for more carrots

[Phil laughs. Techno looks left, then right, then launches himself down a tunnel. Phil laughs harder]

TECHNO: Gotta get more carrots!

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mr beast is kinda like batman

twitch vod - “Dream SMP ELYTRA EVENT (+ cosplay)” streamed october 30, 2021

TRANSCRIPT

TOMMY: Mr. Beast is kinda like Batman, when he calls, you don’t— [laughs] you—you put going out to the side. You put Nottinghamshire to the side, Mr. Beast needs me.

ERYN: Yeah, Mr. Beast needs me

SLIMECICLE: When Mr. Beast calls, you get in the circle! [laughs]

TOMMY: [laughs] You get—you stick your hand wherever he wants your hand and you wait.

SLIMECICLE: No, no, no—and you hold it there for days.

TOMMY: You hold it there for da—doing exac—you eat his burgers, you do exactly what he tells you.

MR. BEAST: What did I join into?

TOMMY: AHH Mr. Beast!!! [laughs]

[everyone in the VC starts talking and laughing at once]

TOMMY: Mr. Beast, no no no no no no no no no no no! We can e— [laughs]

NIKI: [laughs] Oh my god!

[Everyone still laughing]

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the katy perry musical interlude

twitch stream - “HALLOWEEN STREAM w/ Tommy Ranboo Aimsey Badlinu & Billzo” streamed october 24, 2021

TRANSCRIPT:

Ranboo: I’m not doin’ too hot. Some would say I’m cold.

Badlinu (whispering and singing “Hot N Cold” by Katy Perry): When you’re hot and you’re cold...

Tubbo & Aimsey (yelling and singing): You’re yes then you’re no! [Badlinu joins in] You’re in then you’re out! You’re up and you’re down! You’re wrong and it’s right! [They start messing up the words a bit] It’s black and it’s white! We fight, we make up! We kiss, we make up!

Tubbo, Aimsey, & Badlinu: YOU!

Badlinu & Aimsey: You don’t really wanna say! No!

Badlinu: Woah-oh! / Aimsey: You!

Badlinu & Aimsey: But you don’t really wanna [they both just make sounds to the tune of the song]

Aimsey & Badlinu: You’re hot— [Aimsey laughs]

Badlinu: —and you’re cold— [he stops singing] We got it right first time, I’m sure. Right, we are so good at music.

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*CLINGYS YOUR DUO* <3

twitch stream - “MCC w/ SAPNAP SCOTT & SILVER!” streamed october 23, 2021

TRANSCRIPT

[Tubbo’s sub notification sound is Ranboo yelling, and this plays periodically throughout the video]

TUBBO: I KNOW!

TOMMY: BEE BOY!

TUBBO: I KNOW!

TOMMY: Mate that’s—I’m gonna fucking be there tomorrow!

TUBBO: You’re gonna be here tomorrow in person!

TOMMY: Ahh that was so sick man!

TUBBO: How awesome is that!

TOMMY: Aw, well done—and cuz you’re in the next one as well—that’s fucking sick!

TUBBO: I know! Oh my god, I get to play in All Stars *inaudible*

TOMMY: Aw, well done mate, thats so—aww!!

[donniemines]

ranboo tells us uplifting things :]

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TOMMY: I need a pee, I’m gonna pl—I’m gonna play music that upsets the, uh, the chat, while I’m here. Can you just cover for me?

RANBOO: Y—yeah, yeah, I can do that, I can do that, yeah, makes sense. Yeah.

[Tommy starts playing the song “Fallen Down” from Undertale]

TOMMY: Talk about really uplifting things ‘cause it will confuse, yknow, the people.

RANBOO: Okay, okay, will do, will do, will do.

TOMMY: Thank you, thank you, thank you.

RANBOO (overlapping): Okay, I’ll talk about uplifting things.

TOMMY (overlapping): Alright, one minute Ranboo! [He leaves]

RANBOO: Alright sounds good.

RANBOO: Escalators. Elevators. Carjacks.

[The video of Tommy lipsyncing to “That’s What I Like” starts playing on mediashare, with “Fallen Down” still playing in the background]

RANBOO (over mediashare): Um, forklifts.

[The mediashare ends. “Fallen Down” continues.]

RANBOO: Um, a man lifting something up. Um. [inhales] Big ol’ cranes, giant, giant cranes. Um, hmm. Stairs. If you move on them.

[The “That’s What I Like” video plays on mediashare again. “Fallen Down” continues.]

RANBOO (over mediashare): I dunno, that was like, a half. Um...oh, salt water. That can be. If you—if you go into it, yknow. Uh, you’re, you’re like, [inaudible] and everything, yknow. Um...aw....I don’t really know— [laughs] I don’t really know of any things that are uplifting, pftt. Um...

[The mediashare ends. “Fallen Down” continues.]

RANBOO: What else, what else. Um. I mean, scrolling—scrolling. That can be upli—no, not really. Um...yeah that’s about it. That’s about it actually. Yeah no that’s about it. That’s really all I’ve, uh, that’s really all I’ve got. That’s—that’s—that’s honestly, that’s just really all I’ve got. Um, how much longer do I got here, I got about a minute? Oh that’s cool. Uh, Youtoozes...are out. That’s not really that uplifting but like. Yknow. It happens. Yeah.

[Tommy coughs offscreen]

RANBOO: Oh. Oh he’s back. Oh it’s still on there, haha! Ah you fools.

[Tommy sits back down. “Fallen Down” is still playing.]

RANBOO: ...Hello? Uh—hello? You’re just—you’re just kinda sitting there.

TOMMY: I’m just sad. I’m just so—

RANBOO (overlapping): You’re just kinda sat there.

TOMMY (overlapping): I’m just—I’m just—

TOMMY: —enhanced in the lore.

RANBOO: I—what lore?

TOMMY: The lore.

RANBOO: Okay...

TOMMY: The lore that is life, Ranboo.

RANBOO: Uh huh. Are you able to switch the C and B tiers?

TOMMY: ...Why would I do that?

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pov ur a tommy viewer and he just raided wilbur

twitch stream - “Origins Season 2 time” streamed on october 1 2021, timestamp 36:50

TRANSCRIPT

[Wilbur isn’t speaking. He claps repeatedly, getting slower as he goes on.]

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omg omg ranboo did a temmie voice....

twitch vod title - “Deltarune? I sure hope it is!” streamed september 22, 2021

TRANSCRIPT:

Ranboo (reading the text onscreen in a very deep voice): Kwisp! Awa....ver sorz....tem already have partner.

Ranboo (normal voice): That’s what you get. It’s an egg...it’s an egg....That’s what it is, that’s what y—that’s what it is. Real. That’s the voice. That’s the—that’s the actual voice. Real. Not—I’m not wrong.

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clingyduo sings your new boyfriend :D

twitch stream - “Quick little talking stream for Ranboo day :D” july 27 2021, somewhere in the last 15 mins of the stream

TRANSCRIPT:

[Tubbo is playing the music to “Your New Boyfriend” on piano]

RANBOO: Wh—What—what—

TOMMY: Two, three, four!

[sung] Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be / When I was a kid on VoIP / I thought when I get older / I'd marry her, I told her / Ranboo is a bitch and he won’t come to / the beach with us ‘cause he is antisocial

RANBOO (overlapping): Okay well, I mean, I’m—

TOMMY & TUBBO: Woo!

TOMMY (sung): Please Ranboo throw some balls, come to the beach with us...

RANBOO (overlapping): Okay, I’m—ah—okay, well—thank you—thank you—

TUBBO (sung): Ranboo, is a—

TUBBO & TOMMY (sung): —bitch!

TOMMY (sung): Bum bum, bada bum dum! I’ve got the key, and he’s just a doormat / And even though he's got social skills / Doesn’t mean I can't pay the bills / Anyway, make the most of him / She moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-woah....Ranboo is a huge asshole.

TOMMY (spoken, clapping): One two three four five six, BOOM! [To Tubbo playing piano] You’re doing it far to quick, you’re doing it quick, you’re doing it quick.

[Tubbo continues playing]

TOMMY (sung): Yeah I’ve met Tubbo [spoken] Of course I’ve met Tubbo! [sung] The one who took you— [spoken] Wait, this isn’t gonna go good.

[Tommy and Ranboo laugh and Tubbo keeps playing]

TOMMY (laughing): No, okay this is about Jared, not Tubbo. [sung] Seen his shoulders, jawline, and muscles—

RANBOO (laughing, overlapping): Oh he forgot this part!

TOMMY (sung): —pushed against his fashion sense / I've thought about what he looks like nude...

[Ranboo laughs]

TOMMY (sung): I'm not gay, though

[Tommy and Ranboo laugh]

TUBBO (laughing): Please don’t think about what I look like nude

TOMMY (sung): Bum bum, bada bum bum, bada, and she’s living the dream / Yeah she’s living the dream / From back when we were seventeen / How on earth can I be saved

RANBOO (overlapping): He’s just playing the same—oh, wait okay.

TOMMY (sung): When I'm one click away from insane / I just think that what I deserve / Is a little bit of what I earned / I'm not gonna make another scene / The one I made when I was 23 / Means I'm not allowed in [spoken] RANBOO World!

RANBOO: You’re not, it’s true

TOMMY: Aghhh!!

RANBOO: Aghhh!!

TOMMY: Two, four! [sung] He’s in your bed, and I’m in your twitch chat.

[Tubbo stops playing]

TOMMY (spoken): Now—Ranboo, fucking, end your stream, man.

RANBOO (overlapping): You want me to—

TOMMY (overlapping): ‘Cause then I want to duet, man, just fucking—also—

RANBOO: Oh, okay, oh—I mean, alright—

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my m&ms are spilling!! *stops playing game to catch m&ms* *gets jumpscared* *spills m&ms anyway*

twitch vod - “horror games with tommy innit :(“ streamed august 2 2021 by tommyinnit

TRANSCRIPT:

TOMMY: Yeah but I’ve got m&ms and they’re peanut flavored

PHIL: Tommy the thing!

TOMMY: Oh oh oh! ‘Kay. But I’ve got m&ms now look. Oh they’re spilling! Fuck!

[Tommy gets jumpscared by the game and he screams]

PHIL: Jesus Christ! *laughs* Why did that get me, oh my god

TOMMY: I vomited m&ms everywhere!

[Phil laughs]