descent into chaos brought to you by tetris [sound warning]
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TRANSCRIPT:
DREAM (overlapping with others): This—this version is gonna be hard to beat quickly, guys, the ender pearl trades are horrible.
[Many people talk over each other]
MATPAT: Yeah, so that’s—so that’s one of the ways the crowd can actually help—
[Everyone starts yelling over each other in confusion about Tetris, which has appeared on their screens]
GEORGE (overlapping): —how do I play?
WILBUR (overlapping): I thought I’d done someth—I thought I’d pressed something—
[Many many mobs spawn right on top of the player in-game. Everyone continues yelling over each other in addition to the sounds of all the mobs.]
WILBUR (overlapping): I’m so good at Tetris, we’re—we’re in this.
TUBBO (overlapping): I’m Tetris-ing right now!
[More indistinguishable yelling]













