“ may i suggest you explore china town? “
“ so what about us taking an adventure out east? “
“ the universe has spoken. they want you there. “
“ ____ dates many girls. it’s hard to keep track. “
“ so your family is, like, rich? “
“ looks a little vomity. “
“ my best man, ____, can’t fight for nuts but he always has my back. “
“ without you she would be a hot mess. “
“ you haven’t finished your nuggets. there are a lot of children in america starving. “
“ did you not know? did she not know? “
“ these people aren’t just rich, they’re crazy rich. “
“ tonight you need to not look like sebastian from little mermaid. “
“ you have a cocktail dress in your trunk? “
“ pursuing one’s passion. how american. “
“ we know to put family first. “
“ the shape of your nose is auspicious. “
“ you will never be enough. “
“ but you can’t swerve. “
“ sweetie, your face is so dry it’s hurting my face. “
“ i think you got a fighter. “
“ it’s not about me. “
“ it’s the double spanx. i can’t breathe. “
“ be a dear and take care of that. “
“ it was never my job to make you feel like a man. “
“ i can’t make you something you’re not. “
“ you asked me here. i assume it’s not for a mahjong lesson. “
“ you’re not our own kind. “
“ all americans think about is their own happiness. ‘
“ you don’t want _____ to be happy? “
“ we understand how to build things that last. something you know nothing about. “
“ only a fool folds a winning hand. “
“ i’m not leaving because i’m scared, or because i think i’m not enough–because maybe for the first time in my life, i know i am. “
“ i can’t believe this airport has a butterfly garden and a movie theater. “
“ JFK is just salmonella and despair. “
“ god forbid we lost the ancient chinese tradition of guilting your children. “
“ it’s about time somebody stood up to _____. but you, not me, oh god. she can’t even know i was here. “
“ you kind of look like a slutty ebola virus. “
“ you can explore hell, you dog turd! “
“ they’re so posh and snobby. they’re snoshy! “
“ look! they are in full bloom. “
“ that’s exactly what a super rich person would say. “
“ i chose to raise a family. for me, it is a privilege. but you may think it’s old-fashioned. “
“ if _____ chooses me, he’ll lose his family. but if he chooses his family, he might spend the rest of his life resenting you. “
“ bok-bok, bitch. “
“ you’re _____. you’re untouchable. but she’s not. “
“ have you prepped her to face the wolves? “