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[tall]

[rockabillywife]

Fingering the plot hole

[drearyfog]

i keep doing this thing where i join apps and whatnot where the whole point is to talk to strangers and then proceed to not talk to strangers bc im actually really terrible at starting conversations

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[hunbunqueen]

[taxidermycanine]

don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

[puppiesdoglover]

puppies was prolaby so happy when petting invented

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[rosevyi]

do my mutuals want to go for a walk

[damazcuz]

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

[cicadaland]

Well, feed me a correctberry if I'm wrong, but,

[s1l4s-3nj0ys-t0m4t03s]

she [unknown] on my [not yet unlocked] until i [can only be viewed at lvl 8]

[etchif]

Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either

[fairycosmos]

Lol. the physical and emotional agony

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[cutest-silly-nb]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

[cutest-silly-nb]

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

[processintegrated]

Did you hear about how scientists are experimenting with gene splicing? I heard that they're trying to splice a crab and cheetah together. That could go sideways real fast.

BOOOOOOOO

[ojibwa]

i am too sensitive to be a person i feel like they took the heart and brain of a small prey animal and stuck it inside of me i am very dumb and very scared all the time