Bloggers Everywhere, Hear My Command:

Eat your parents

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I’ve never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I’ll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I’m not done yet I suppose

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

[floral-hydrate]

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

[octy-in-boots]

[octy-in-boots]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Here’s another

[floral-hydrate]

Your local pigeon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nicoroni]

@todaysbird

[grayraccoon]

@bigmeatpete69420

[sxmply-chikinuggies]

[floral-hydrate]

for @mecha-opabinia and anon!!!!

[haaawaiianshirt]

@dollarstoreartsupplies

[lynxfrost13]

@otiksimr

[otiksimr]

@ohabeeeeeee @some-chaos @avianreptiles @coolguyoninternet

[togame-hoe]

@umemiyan this seems like something that appeals to your interests

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Experiencing bioluminescence in Cocoa Beach, Florida

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[meowsfeed]

Source: megs__adventurecats

[markocomics]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.

In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.

Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.

They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.

In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.

I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that

[anxietyproblem]

Where are my Doritos

[betterisbest]

[gaystation4]

[parksandrex]

Smash Mouth - All Star

[dffl]

FLCL

[relive-the-90s]

Smash Mouth - All-Star (1999)

[beardedmrbean]

time to make Mitarashi Dango

[huanghying]

i miss skypiea

[tilthat]

TIL that while discussing the show “Fresh Prince of Bel Air”, Alfonso Ribeiro (Carlton) told Will Smith, “Pick your character’s name carefully, people will call you it for the rest of your life.” So Will Smith named his character ‘Will Smith’

via reddit.com

[vomitago]

Damn Carlton was right.

[canadiananimatorguy]

[scootsenshi]

This is Staying In Your Own Lane 101

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[internal dialogue] “What the- that guy’s got horns! That’s not normal. Well, not gonna ruin my day.”

[jaubaius]

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans have centuries of advanced warning about the alien invasion coming at sub light speed. Many people started building bunkers and tunnels, and many mines were dug for resources for a space force, and people started adapting to the subsurfaclife; getting shorter, drinking, growing beards…