The depresso who's out of expresso

I will eather eat your soul or your garlec bread. You dont get to choose witch

[dreemwalker]

Have you ever considered

[octoswan]

I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!

(save the images to zoom in on the pics)

[firelightinferno]

Oh, that’s very helpful indeed!

[writing-prompt-s]

!!!

[dreemwalker]

Yessssss

[vexheart]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

finally scientific strides are being made to fulfill my lifelong dream (being consumed by fungus)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

essential that i remain alive long enough to one day purchase a MUSHROOM BURIAL SUIT. (i will find a way to be eaten by fungus no matter what, but a commercially available mushroom burial suit would make it so much easier)

we need our top scientists working on this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

COMPOST ME MOMMY

[dreemwalker]

@askamorticianooc

[notapolarbear]

A silly serval

[dreemwalker]

Silly boi

[dreemwalker]

Bad and naughty contaminated pants go in the plastic bag for their horrid bacteria sins

[cheapetsy]

vintage color wheel watch // $14.00

[tinsnip]

“What time is it”

“It’s uh… it’s fuckin’ uhhh… puce”

[naamahdarling]

People being late because they disagreed on whether something was green or blue would be a very real thing.

[deliriumcrow]

We will start at half past dignity and have a short break at pensive

[the-haiku-bot]

We will start at half

past dignity and have a

short break at pensive

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dreemwalker]

Happy anniversary of the DVD release of Mulan ||, when we remember the poor poor incredibly talented artists and animators who were made to work on this absolute trash fire of a movie

[dreemwalker]

I will never forget the fact that "Mummies are so rare because the Europeans ate them all" is a factually correct sentence

[art-nouveau-art-history]

The Abbe Fanfreluche painted by Aubrey Beardsley (1872 - 1898)

[noahfromjungle]

Tragic when the Haiku bot finds a Haiku that refreshes your liver and wets your flowers and updates your brain to shrimp colours but the post attached to it sucks so bad its the reason your flowers were dry before

Beep boop sorry bot friend you did so well but the takes here are rancid

[the-haiku-bot]

Beep boop sorry bot

friend you did so well but the

takes here are rancid

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[discodeerdiary]

Dealing with auditory processing disorder

LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"

NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"

CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

[dreemwalker]

LAWFUL CHAOTIC: respond to your best guess at what they said with a non-neutral response e. g. "Not since the accident"

[clawheld]

[caststrat]

this is like how people always say “oh this would kill a medieval peasant” girl you strongly underestimate the resilience of these fuckers. they would embrace your challenge with love and curiosity

[official-megumin]

it’s always “this modern thing would kill a medieval peasant” whereas it should be “this medieval thing would kill the modern gamer”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"it has an LCD and an app!" that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"so many extra features" so that's why it costs 3x more and has 1/5th the lifespan of the old model.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"4 year extended warranty" buddy where I'm from the dishwasher is a family heirloom and the washing machine helped raise us

[yorugami]

A painting study of My Neighbor Totoro

Because studying Ghibli screenshots is such a nice way to learn painting, while also relaxing enough after a hard day.

[eerna]

a fixed number of paths