[skyrim bandit voice]: never should have come here

heck

[kiera--b]

did the dinosaurs look at the meteor and thought "how pretty"?

[the-interuniversal-geometer]

Little fucking guy alert!!

[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]

[david-de-bergerac]

I always had a soft spot for this specific joke

[mystrothedefender]

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

[flareonfloof]

reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

[acidhues]

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[nettosan]

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[valtsv]

*stepping over my own corpse* sorry about that. it's nice to meet you. yeah don't worry about it, it'll despawn in a few minutes.

[kushblazer666]

[shitpostempire]

[memeclassheroes]

[crazy-brazilian]

[scp-291]

god I wish that was me

[wizardcore420]

[elmyra-is-tired]

you know the wizards council will use this to expand the surveillance kingdom and erode nonhuman rights

[wizardcore420]

👏dragon 👏blood 👏can’t 👏erode 👏mythril 👏beams

[theboynichmanuscript-deactivate]

[wizardcore420]

everyone else is funnier than me I quit

[hideokojima]

Guys im not hideo kojima I’m a mentally I’ll girl from Brazil sorry I lied to you 💔

[5-and-a-half-minute-holeway]

i decoded this message and it seems to be referring to death stranding 2's multiplayer components. exciting!

[grawly]

[brucebocchi]