one day neil is gonna get hurt and one of the foxes is gonna ask if he's okay and he's gonna practically spit through clenched teeth and a snarl "NO! It fucking hurts!" and all the foxes gathered round him are gonna freeze and short circuit as they collectively process with dawning horror just how much pain neil has to be in to admit it
hello my favorite kandrew pervert and beloved mutual. can i open your eyes to kandrew qpr. do you have any thoughts and ideas perhaps
HELLO VIVI !!
my eyes are so fucking open you have no IDEA
tbh i think that that's just how they are in canon. like we can all agree that's some secret third thing shit going on without any outside interference.
is there such a thing as a toxic qpr? if not there is now. kandrew will never talk about their feelings or what they mean to each other and it WILL kill them :D
they are like. pairbonded feral cats to me. always together, swinging wildly between beating the fuck out of each other and trying to crawl into each other's skin. if one died the other would eat them type shit
im very fond of them just straight up ignoring each other's triggers. 90% of the time it's not malicious, you know? like, if kevin flinches and her eyes go a little glassy when andrew grabs her jaw, that's just because everyone is afraid of andrew. he's used to people reacting like that to him
they share a bed. i have no justification for this aside from kevin being the little spoon.
please imagine them having a huge fucking fight. screaming, beating the fuck out of each other, all of the foxes on the sidelines thinking this is it, this is the one that they cant come back from.
cut to that night, after a long day of very tense silence, after andrew's smoked another 5 years off his life, they just. go to bed. kevin hogs the blankets and andrew kicks her and they wake up just as angry as they were the day before but they are a set do Not separate them
they will never apologize to one another. they do not talk about their feelings. none of their fights ever get resolved because they just give each other the silent treatment until they get bored and go back to normal (which is what i think happened with the choking incident)
andrew being extremely Weird about other people caring for kevin because thats HIS job and he needs to be useful always in order to justify his presence in her life
unfortunately that also means he's not going to tell her to stop or take it easy as often as he should. take that how you will.
after riko dies kevin's codependency gets so much worse (see what happens when you abandon your partner? etc etc)
being apart is fine if it's not for too long. any longer than a week and they're both experiencing the horrors
SORRY THIS GOT LONG LMAO
also im sorry if this isnt what youwere thinking of? qprs as a concept are still very new to me but im obsessed w the idea....... god these guys fucking suck. i love them
Andrew Minyard heard the phrase āmadly in loveā and thought, āYeah, Iām mad that Iām in love with him. Look at him. Heās not house-trained and the mafia is after him.ā
Today Jeremy will upload a tiktok with the caption: "In your early 20s you will get a call from a friend asking if you're willing to take a Raven defensemen for your Exy team. It is very important that you say yes" and the next picture is Jerejean wedding
Andrew posting a reply that just says "Instructions unclear, results may vary" and it is a slideshow of Kevin drunk and asleep in increasingly insane places / poses.
every time i think about neil sticking andrew's hand up his shirt to make him feel around his abdomen i am again and again baffled by the audacity he had to do that and think it was Normal. you weird freaks. i love you. what the fuck
āAndrew was watching him, still perched on the edge like he had a death wish. Neil wasnāt sure why he did it, but he plucked Andrewās cigarette off the sidewalk and stuck it between his lips. He tipped his head to meet Andrewās unwavering gaze and tapped two fingers to his temple in Andrewās mocking salute.ā
Neil: iām fine, i absolutely donāt have an anxiety disorder
Also Neilās inner monologue every two pages: Neilās stomach was knotted up. Neil felt his stomach in his shoes. The feeling in his gut. Neil felt sick to his stomach. Neil felt nauseous. Neilās stomach bottomed out. It was too much to stomach. Neil felt his stomach drop. Neil couldnāt stomach it. The sinking feeling in his stomach-