Jude Bellingham request where the reader teases Jude about the news that England players will be allowed to take viagra for the Mexico vs England match because of the altitude. And she makes a joke about how his size and how it might cause and offside.
VIAGRA - ju. bellingham
inwhich! you tease jude about him and his team taking viagra before the mexico vs. england game.
frannytalks! this is so short, didnât know if you wanted smut haha, i hope you like this! and he lowkey would cause an offside. đ donât forget to join my taglist(s) here!
jude had always left his phone unattended and you would have to shut it off for him. this time he left it on the kitchen table while he was getting ready to go for a game, you were mid yelling his name to get his phone but you stopped before you could finish.
you saw his team group chat going crazy and you had to take a look. as you looked and scrolled you saw mentions of taking viagra for a joke because of the altitude.
you laugh to yourself quietly as jude comes up behind you, âyou said my name love?â
you slightly jump, turning his phone face-down, âoh, yeah, your phone.â
he gave you a quick kiss, âthanks baby.â
you grin to yourself, knowing what youâre about to say to him, âyou feeling okay?â
âyeah, why?â you furrowed his eyebrows, grabbing his phone.
âeven after the viagra?â you hold in your laugh, âor did you not take that yet?â
jude gave you a âreally?â look as he rolled his eyes, chuckling softly, âokay y/n, enough.â
âyou sure youâll be able to play tonight baby?â you say, finally letting out a loud laugh.
âiâll be fine, y/n, were you going through my phone?â he says, scrolling through messages.
you nod no, âwhy? are you all planning to take it at the same time?â
ây/n.â he says, glaring at you.
âmaybe you shouldnât jude, your size might cause an offside while youâre playing.â you wink, brushing your fingers across his lap.
he twitched, backing away, âshut up.â
âmaybe i should help you out!â you say loudly while laughing because heâs walking away.
âjust start the car!â he huffs from your shared bedroom.
âyou sure you still want to go? they might not let you play with a third leg!â you bite your lip, holding in your laugh once again.
he didnât respond, âitâs okay to have three legs, donât be ashamed jude!â you say, finally grabbing the keys and walking away towards the car.
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
summary: the first time you stay with him until the morning. short fic, smut-implied but mostly fluff. inspired by one of @rebelfell's headcanons, thank you! <3
Logan shifts in his sleep once he feels you trying to slip out the bed.Â
âDonât.â He says, voice hoarse from waking up in the middle of the night and arm stretching out to find you. âDonât move.â
You have been on this same bed before, multiple times. First after one of his teamâs winning games, two beers in, both giggling on the stools at Maloneâs. Then again the next night, then the next week, always a fun fling before kissing goodbye and each going their own way. You and Logan have never had a talk about how things were moving, but oh, they were moving.Â
You turn around to face him, his pretty eyes still closed, chest going up and down in a steady rhythm. He looks so⊠peaceful.
âI think I should go,â you whisper. Loganâs eyes open slightly, eyebrows furrowing before he starts shaking his head, and you giggle, âBefore it gets too late.â
âJust stay the night,â he says, like itâs the obvious thing to do, âIâll take you home in the morning.â
Thing is, John Logan might not reach the same level of whorish fame of his teammates, but you know the guy. Before this all started, youâve heard through the grapevine of different girls (puckbunnies, if you will) who were once in your position: between his sheets after a good night â but never the morning.Â
Guys like John Logan donât do mornings.Â
Your hands move to his head, fingers fixing his hair off his face. His eyes flutter closed from the tender touch, âLoganâŠâ
âI know. I know, justââ he stops for a yawn, half his face squished on his pillow again while his hand pulls you gently, âJust stay, please?â
You stare at his sleepy face for a second, taking a deep breath before you answer, âOkay.â
âYeah?â
âYeah.â
Loganâs mouth splits in a tired smile, âCool. Câmere then.âÂ
â
He wakes up before you, nose pressed on the corner between your neck and shoulder, the soft reminiscence of perfume you were wearing last night the very first thing he acknowledges. Then, the morning light, and thatâs where it hits him.Â
You stayed the night.
Logan doesnât want to wake you, but he canât help himself. He presses his lips to your shoulder, voice muttering so low, âYouâre here.â
âI am.â you mutter back, almost refusing to move and disturb the quietness. Actually, all you do is pull the bedsheets â his bedsheets â closer, bundling yourself under the comfiness of his blankets. Logan lets out a small chuckle, despite feeling the cold reaching his legs. He moves an inch closer, following you under the covers.
Logan moves his lips slowly from your shoulder up to your jaw, placing soft kisses. His arms move around your torso, bringing you closer to his chest. âYouâre warm,â he says in a low voice, the low stubble on his face slightly tickling you, âAnd youâre so soft.â
His lips keep moving over to your behind your ear, then back to your neck, kissing and nibbling. Logan shifts, swiftly pining you to bed and astriding you. His arms are on each side of your body and your hands are moving, fingers brushing his forearms like youâre trying to memorize the shivers on his skin, nails scratching the back of his neck as he kisses you deeply.
Itâs all so agonizingly slow â the way he moves, the sun peeking through the white curtains casting a glow over the room, his naked back looking golden under the haze. You close your eyes, and all you hear is a soft chuckle leaving Loganâs lips, trailing down your body again. He presses a kiss on your sternum, âSo, so pretty.â
Thereâs no rush to it, and still, you canât pinpoint when one movement changes to another, your limbs tangled with his, hips moving together and your quiet moans muffled by his lips. Itâs different from all the frantic nights youâve shared together until now.Â
Slower, quieter, lovelier.Â
Loganâs voice whispers soft words in your ear as your chest finds a rhythm again, âYouâre good, honey. Youâre perfect.â
You open your eyes and find heâs intently watching you, and you press a quick kiss on his lips, then a couple more over his nose and face. He relaxes his body, arms faltering beside you, whole weight now resting on top of you.Â
âIâm assuming youâre not taking me home now, are you?â
Logan lets out an amused chuckle, âNo, you stay as long as you want.âÂ
You donât see yourself leaving his bed anytime soon.
notes: thank you for reading! first time writing for off campus <3 requests are open! likes/reblogs/thoughts are appreciated!
blurb: a rich uptown girl with car issues keeps visiting the small garage off the highway where the ownerâs super hot son works.
warnings: fem!reader, fluff, lowk ditzy!reader but not really, yummy mechanic!logan.
Logan heard you before he saw you.
He memorized the sound of those heels clicking against the rough pavement like a second heartbeat. After all, not many girls around this side of town wore vintage Prada pumps to an off-highway garage.
And even if they did, they most certainly did not own a BMW 6er f12 convertible.
Loganâs older brother Jeff was leaning against the workshop desk and sipping on a can of Coke when he saw you strut in. He sighed, âHere comes Lottie.â
The nickname was a running joke between the brothers. Jeff had muttered it under his breath when you first visited the shop and asked a question about diesel gas. He took one look at you and knew you were a clueless, rich girl who shouldnât be visiting garages such as theirs.
Logan hadnât entertained the nickname so much. He thought it was unnecessarily mean. Besides, Lottie was always a sweetheart in Princess and the Frog.
Jeff turned on his heels and disappeared into the garageâs office, leaving Logan to deal with you on his own.
Logan put down a spare part he was working on and turned around, leaning back against the counter.
You waved excitedly with a cheerful grin. âHi, Logan!â
He smiled politely, âHeyâŠâ
âDid you save my girl?â You asked, batting your lashes.
Logan nodded, âSheâs all fixed up for you,â he said, walking over to the wall of car keys hung on hooks to retrieve yours.
You clapped your hands, âYay!â
He chuckled whilst shaking his head. You got happy over the simplest of things. He thought it was endearing.
You walked over to your car. Nebula, as you called her. A fitting name for a sleek, black convertible with dark purple leather upholstery and shiny silver rims.
Logan came over and handed you your keys. âYou wanna try her out?â
You nodded and unlocked your car before opening the driverâs side door. No beeping. Perfect.
You beamed at Logan. âYou did it!â
He smiled with an easy laugh, feeling proud of his work. In reality, your car issue was a minor one; the door sensor just needed a replacement. Nothing about it required a lick of rocket science, and yet you looked at him as if he hung the stars in your galaxy.
You put your designer bag into your car and bent over to fish out your wallet. Logan stared at your body for a second before he caught himself, clearing his throat and looking away respectfully.
You stood up straight, holding your leather wallet between both hands, looking at him with a doe-eyed expression.
He scratched the back of his neck and gestured for you to follow him to the counter. The gritty sounds of his boots crunching the gravel below and the rhythmic click click click of your heels echoed through the garage.
Logan went around the counter and pulled out a receipt and wrote down the service you needed with the price. He slid the piece of paper to you but you just kept looking at his face with a smile. He blinked before realizing you didnât care for the price. Right, he thought. Rich girls donât worry about those things.
âCash or card?â He asked.
You held up your metal black credit card.
Logan pursed his lips and nodded as he pulled out a card reader. You tapped your card without even glancing at the screen and clapped your hands when the machine beeped in satisfaction.
âThank you, Logan,â you told him kindly.
He shrugged politely, âItâs no problem.â
You smiled at him. He returned it, âDo you want your receiââ
Before he could even hand you your proof of service, you were walking back to your car. He nodded to himself and stuffed the receipt into the cash register.
He watched as you exited the garage, waving at him enthusiastically as you drove by. He gave a small wave back.
+
A week later, your BMW pulled into the garage whilst Logan was working under a car.
He didnât hear the sound of your heels this time as he had headphones in, blasting a classic rock song. He felt a shadow looming nearby so he turned and saw your heels appear. He paused and rolled out from under the car, meeting the sight of your broad smile peering down at him.
âHi, Logan!â
âHeyâŠâ He sounded confused. His eyebrows furrowed and he glanced around, âDidnât you pick up your car last week?â
You nodded. âYep. But my AC is broken nowâŠâ You pouted.
Hm, Logan thought. He sat up, âOh, I didnât see that when I did the diagnostic last weekââ
âMust be a new issue, then. These foreign cars are all funny,â you replied, tilting your head.
He cleaned his hands with a rag before standing up. He had oil stains on his shirt and just a little smudge on his face. You thought he looked so ruggedly handsome.
âLet me take a look,â he said and you stepped out the way for him to crank open your hood and inspect the situation.
As he got to work, you leaned against your car and watched. After a moment, you asked, âHow was your weekend?â
People donât usually talk to Logan when he repairs their cars. Especially not pretty, rich girls like you.
âIt was good, played hockey, worked here in the shop,â he responded casually.
You nodded along even though he couldnât see you.
âDid you win?â You asked.
He laughed, an amused sound. âYeahâŠyeah, we won.â
You clapped your hands, âYay!â
Logan laughed again. It was cute, he thought, how you always clapped at good news.
âYou like hockey?â He asked, looking over your hood to meet your eyes.
You hummed, âI only recently got into it. My family prefers watching polo, golf, or tennis.â
Rich people sports, he wanted to say. That made sense.
âRecently, huh?â He said instead, ducking his head to keep working. âWho should I thank for putting you onto hockey?â He joked.
You smiled shyly and said, âYouâŠâ
His hand paused. The parts of your car suddenly looking like alphabet soup moving in jumbled letters. He lifted his head to meet your gaze again. But before he could manage a reply, you changed the subject. âIs it broken beyond repair?â You asked, turning your attention to your car parts.
He snapped out of his daze and shook his head. âUhh, no. No, you just need AC coolant.â
âIs that an easy fix?â You asked.
He nodded, âYeah, the easiest.â He said.
You smiled in relief. âThank goodness I have you fixing my car,â you told him.
He smiled at that.
He fixed your car, you chirped out a âThank you, Logan!â, you paid without looking at the bill, and waved goodbye as you left.
âThat the BMW girl again?â Loganâs dad asked as he stepped out the office.
âYeah,â Logan replied, wiping his hands.
âLottie back again so soon?â Jeff teased. Logan rolled his eyes at the jab.
âYou overcharge her?â His dad asked.
Logan looked at him, âWhy would I do that?â
His dad shrugged, âLuxurious car fee?â
Logan squinted his eyes, âWe donât do that.â
Jeff piped in, âWe could. She doesnât even check her receipts.â
Logan looked between his dad and brother, âSo what? We charge her fair and square.â
His dad shared a looked with Jeff before he went back inside the office.
+
Week after week, you came by to the garage. First it was an oil change, then a rim replacement, then a loose window ribbon, then a tire with low air, and so on.
By week 7, Logan had had enough. Itâs not that he didnât like seeing you, no. Far from it. He actually enjoyed your company. He often looked forward to when youâd come by and say Hi, Logan! in that sing-song voice of yours, your joyful smile, and innocent questions.
But now he was noticing a pattern.
So when you rolled in that Thursday night like clockwork, he didnât go up to you. He stayed by the workshop desk and watched you with his arms crossed over his chest.
âHi, Logan!â You beamed with a gleeful wave.
But upon meeting his stern expression, your smile faltered and your hand slowly dropped back to your side. You looked around the empty garage before walking over to him in hesitant steps. The sound of your heels filled the space between the two of you. You stopped in front of him and flattened down your skirt, a nervous tic of yours that you never noticed before.
âY/n,â he said, his tone serious. âThis is the seventh time youâve come to the garage.â
You nodded, âNebula keeps acting upââ
âNo, she doesnât.â
You looked at your feet. No smile, no lively clapping.
His arms uncrossed and he stepped closer. He wasnât angry. No, it wasnât that. Logan isnât an idiot. He knew. He knew you had a crush on him, knew the only reason you showed up time and time again was just to spend time with him. Why else would you come? He knew families like yours had their own repairmen at fancy dealerships who could fix any problem. You didnât need to come into his familyâs garage.
Yet, you did.
Logan figured it out by week 4. But truth be told, he never mentioned it because a part of him liked being around you too. He liked hearing your upbeat voice, the familiar tap of your heels, the sound of your laugh. So he stayed quiet, he fixed your tires, and refilled your carâs oil. He went along with it. Because he liked your company just as much as you liked his.
Unable to lie to him, you lifted your head and met his eyes. âI did those things to my car on purpose.â You confessed quietly.
Logan blinked. His stance eased at your admission and he looked at you with soft eyes.
âI watched a YouTube video on how to drain AC coolant,â you added. âAnd drove around until my tires lost some of its pressure, andââ
âY/n,â he held your chin with his hand. âYou didnât have to do all that to see me.â
Your eyes widened as you stared at him. He smiled gently, âIâŠlike seeing you. With or without Nebula.â
âYou do?â You asked.
He nodded, âI do.â
He leaned in slowly, giving you the chance to pull away. But you stayed. His lips met yours in a gentle kiss. Not hungry or desperate, just a soft sealing; a mutual understandingâI like you and you like me.
When he pulled away, he rested his forehead against yours. You looked at him with a honeyed, dazed expression. He smiled down at you and pecked your lips once more. You werenât a spoiled, rich girl to him. Not clueless or ditzy. You were justâŠyou. A sweetheart with a crush on a cute guy who would do anything to see him. You were Lottie.
He glanced behind you at your car. He pulled away with a reluctant sigh, âWhat did you do to her this time?â
You smiled sheepishly, âI jammed my gearshiftâŠâ
He chuckled softly, both amused and fondly exasperated by you. âOkayâŠlet me take a look.â He said, lacing his hand with yours and bringing it up to his lips to press a kiss.
lol heyyyyy is this thing still on???? i know i said i was only gonna write for mila & gryff, buuuuut⊠i started this draft like a couple days before that, so i wanted to finish it. anyway! youâll notice i know absolutely nothing about bikes⊠this is true! i just LOVE me a good biker, so i had to make this a thing just go with it plsđ
when rafe got the bike, he found himself driving mainly at night. heâd spend a lot of time on the top floor of a nearby parking garage, just watching the sky and listening to music. and yeah⊠heâd made a few thirst traps under a secret tiktok account where he didnât show his face. can a guy live? theyâd gained some traction too. he was kind of building up a little platform at this point, and he thrived on the comment section. and sure, heâd been a little bit of a tease replying to some of the crazy girls, but once again⊠can a guy live?
he never really meant any of it though, it was all in good fun, just something to do to pass the time, and show off his bike. his content was mainly him driving around the parking garage at crazy hours of the night. sometimes heâd post interactions on the road or at gas stations. it didnât really matter what he posted, girls went crazy over it. did he maybe feed into it a little when replying to girlsâ comments? yes. was this maybe a little cruel? yeah, probably. did he love the attention? absolutely yes.
however, one night was about to change everything and he didnât even know it yet.
he was on one of his usual late night drives. the camera was rolling so he could get some content for his next post, and as he was speeding down the highway, he noticed a car not too far in front of himâwindows rolled down, radio almost blasting, and a girl. he sped up a little more to get closerâjust enough to barely be behind her window. he could hear her singing alongâŠ
i see you in the city
do they know youâre with me?
are you with me, baby?
girl, youâre with me, baby
âcause baby, close just isnât close enough
maybe my passion just ainât enough
i canât feel that you love me
he unintentionally sped up just enough to come into her viewâright beside her car, basically lined up with her open window. oops! even with her radio booming, she heard the rev of his engine and whipped her head to the left, only to be met with a tatted biker with a tinted black helmet. the moment rafe saw her eyes, illuminated only by the light of her dash and the street lamps posted along the interstate, he was hooked. yes, he knew how stupid that seemed, but he couldnât help it. the way her eyes looked right at him, without her even knowing, she had a gaze that heâd do anything to keep on him.
thankfully she couldnât tell that he was losing his mind as she smiled mischievously and turned back to look at the road and even continued singing. even though rafe was reeling right now, he had a sudden burst of confidence. he quickly looked back at the highway, speeding up to get in front of her and motioned his hand to take the next exitâhis parking garage exitâlooking back at her and nodding, trying to signal he wanted her to follow.
he looked back again and again, waiting for any sort of confirmation from her. she only nodded with a look on her face that was a mix of curiosity and challenge. but hey, a win was a win. he merged off the highway onto the exit, looking back to make sure she followed. there she was right behind him, music still playing, her arm slung outside the open window, waving through the wind.
once rafe pulled up to the entrance of the parking garage, he navigated to the top floorâempty, and just below the exposed level. he came to a stop in the middle of the floor, turning to nod at the girl who parked her car just behind him. he moved off the bike up to her driver side door, resting his arms on her carâhis helmet still masking his face.
âyouâre quite bold, arenât you stranger?â she smirked, turning down her radio to a low hum. the short-sleeve, black compression shirt hugged his figure perfectly, leaving nothing to her imagination. she couldnât help but linger, just a little. his tattoos weaved down both his arms, but they werenât dense enough to cover all his tanned skin. thankfully, he wasnât paying attention to her gaze, too fixated on answering her âquestionâ.
his laugh was slightly muffled through the helmet before his husky voice replied, âwhat can i say? i do what it takes.â
âya know iâm at an unfair disadvantage hereâŠ,â she challenged him, narrowing her big beautiful eyes ever so slightly.
âyeah? ân whyâs that?â his tone just a little sarcastic, but still a curious tone hidden underneath.
âi donât even know what you look like⊠stranger,â she emphasized the last word, widening her eyes but she couldnât hide her smile.
rafeâs head dropped, shaking it with a breathless laugh, âalright⊠fair point.â
he took a step away from the car to slide the helmet off his head, letting his arm fall to his side with the weight of it in his hand. he ruffed a hand through the buzzed hair on his head, and looked back up at the girl. âbetter, pretty girl?,â he smirked, scratching the back of his neck, attempting to hide his (obvious) nervousness.
âoh? this i can work with,â she replied with a sarcastic nonchalantness.
âexcuse me? work with?,â he jokingly scoffed, moving his hand to his chest with a fake hurt. he stumbled back a bit just to add to the dramaticness. but as soon as he heard her laugh, he was back in her window in no timeâwishing he could hear that laugh forever.
her playlist was now shuffling quietly in the background of their conversation before he nodded toward the radio, âhey i like your music,â he smiled warmly.
âyeah? good. iâm glad because i have this weird condition where i must always be on aux,â she replied with a straight face before breaking with a small laugh at his face of confusion.
âah funny girl,â he smirked, nodding his head slowly as he got the joke. âso does the door have a weird condition where it canât open?,â he asked, lightly patting the space the open window made accessible to him.
âyeah. itâs called a lock,â she stated plainly, âyouâre still a stranger, remember.â
âwellâŠ,â he drew out the word, moving his fingers gently along the interior window sill, âhow am i supposed to not be a stranger if you wonât open the door?,â he smirked. there was a challenge behind his eyes, like he was daring her to make the next move.
âtalking is usually a strong start, but if you insist⊠i suppose i can make an exception just this once,â she smiled, unlocking the door and pushing it out toward him. he stepped back instantly, waiting for her to finally get out of the car.
in hopes of incentivizing her to step out, he offered his handâthe one that was ungloved and not holding his carefully crafted helmetâwith a smile.
âcome on, pretty girl. letâs get to know each other, huh?,â she shook her head in a fake annoyance before taking his hand and letting him lead her out. he shut the door for herâlike a gentlemanâbefore she rested her back against the door. an expectant look on her face as if saying âyou got what you wanted⊠what now?â
âalright, i can tell youâre a tough crowd, but donât you worry, iâm here to please,â he grinned.
âand what is it you think will please me, stranger?,â her eyes narrowed. she was consistently challenging him, and he absolutely loved it. sheâd probably never commented on one of his videosâmaybe never even seen one. and she was perfect.
a devious smirk spread across his face, knowing the only way to get her attention would have to be in his natural habitatâon his turf, âhave you ever taken a ride on a motorcycle before?â
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