and all I got was trouble...

sam | they/them | 30's | too old for fandom drama | this is a dumb dumbo fandom blog I only talk to dumb dumbos

[twothousandeight]

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2026), dir. Matt Johnson

[sawed-on-shotgun]

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

[catsbeaversandducks]

Art by ungfio

[inkfox]

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

[inkfox]

oh god. oh fuck

[corporatebanana]

canadian reverse sugar daddy au where buck has cough syrup money and tommy is his older sugar baby. tommy makes the "it tastes awful but it works" joke one time after swallowing bucks come and never again

[btvsgif]

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Imagine Me & You (2005)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onFeb 20

[shesnake]

[honeybeehero800]

Am I here for all the Hayden Pike hate? Absolutely. I eat it up because every time I see it, I am reminded that 3/4 of the internet has never had a friendship with a real human being. "Hayden hates Ilya like it's his decision who Shane dates" Yep! As does every good friend! Who would not be protective of their basically a virgin ass friend who is dating someone who is a RELENTLESS menace???? Imagine if that man knew how Ilya treated Shane after they had sex for the first time! A homicide may occur. That's what loving an idiot is like. We know Ilya, but Shane is not bragging to Hayden about how he is seen and known in this deep and beautiful way. All he knows is that Ilya is a dick (which is true) and Shane is the nicest guy he has ever known. He is still friendly with Ilya as much as possible, but he remains skeptical like any GOOD FREAKING FRIEND would

[bestiolin]

[urlocalnocturnalcryptid]

the artist is lim heng swee

[urlocalnocturnalcryptid]

Lim Heng Swee/林行瑞/ilovedoodle on Instagram: "Catstronomy Acrylic painting on canvas Artist: Lim Heng Swee @limhengswee #canvaspainting #pa

8,115 likes, 38 comments - limhengswee on November 12, 2024: "Catstronomy Acrylic painting on canvas Artist: Lim Heng Swee @limhengswee #c

[snow-nose]

ID: an art piece featuring a black cat with multicolor four-pointed stars in its fur, drinking out of the center of a planetary system. end ID

[heatedrivalrygifs]

HEATED RIVALRY ► 1x05 - I'll Believe in Anything Will you cometomycottagethissummer?

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[sheisraging]

sam, pls.

[thegaymertrainer]

Ya Zhou Pottery

[soul-or-sorei]

there are three types of people on this post

1: This is really good! the color is sooo good

2: is the frog okay???

3: not to be a lesbian but oh m.y God. oh my fucking goodness oh my fuck I need her to throw me around like that

[fluorescent-iridescent]

Wonderland Magazine (2026). EVERYBODY’S THIRSTY FOR HUDSON WILLIAMS

[snippets via hudsonwfiles]

[willgrahamscock]

THE PITT + Text Posts

[slaygentford]

if shane hollander looked at me like that and did all that while I carefully but not too carefully took his virginity I too would become very unwise very very quickly. I would become veeeeery. unwise. veeeery. quickly.

[slaygentford]

if Shane no eye contact Hollander, naked, held eye contact and crawled toward me on a bed in Las Vegas after saying I need...you know. you. I need you. while I was reaching dom enlightenment so fast I'd become lightheaded then I, too. would become veeeeery. unwise

[lesbianrustcohle]