Through My Looking Glass

In life you can't stop progressing. Remember who you are, and were, while you find out who you will be. I love hockey, especially the Caps.

[catasters]

[chillyfeetsteak]

the beautiful and luminous moon

[transmechanicus]

the peeled and delicious banana

[icarusfrommars]

The humble parenthesis

[littlebirdofprey]

this is so funny.

[littlebirdofprey]

the nonbinary icon i did not know i needed

[ghostofcitrus]

[IMAGE ID: a large, silver, clipart-like spork over top of the nonbinary flag /END ID]

[wawwior]

WHAT GENDER IS KNIVES

[rain-droplet]

agender, they stabbed gender when it got too close

[egberts]

fun fact, but forks actually DID used to be considered a utensil of the devil, and it took a lot longer for them to be accepted as an eating utensil because of this

[caats]

mcapriglioneart

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[vyvilha]

115 years since the birth of ukrainian folk artist maria prymachenko

[bloodigutz]

imagine being born in the ace attorney universe with a name like Rick R. Mortis and just knowing you are not built to last

[bloodigutz]

yes these are my friends Diana Karkrash and Saul Myfolt I love them both dearly

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Lord take all the suffering from my mutuals and put it on grown men who reblog anime girls

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[remindertoclick]

Hiya!! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

long time lurker here, figured yall would like this

[remindertoclick]

Your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

[c3rvida3]

Kiss me...

Beneath the milk and Twilight...

[wizardarchetypes]

immodium & a bag of funyuns, all american breakfast

[wizardarchetypes]

dinner? lactaid and half a tub of cottage cheese. then i’m gonna cut my own bangs

[gallusrostromegalus]

Perhaps eating a fruit or vegetable will cause less despair?

[cameoappearance]

give the last person an Item

Coffee Squared

unreliable jetpack

invulnerability star (lasts 5 minutes, nonrechargeable)

delicious sandwich

animate stepstool

exploding jar of bees

stolen traffic sign

fishing license

painting of a clown

mysterious glowing amulet

XTREME! CHEESE!! APOCALYPSE!!! flavoured chips

spray can of Appendage-Gro

Voting ended onSep 2, 2024

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Quoted tag:

#coffee squared seems least likely to backfire

Thank you for your consideration...

What is "coffee squared?"

[alexseanchai]

an excellent question! I figure it's something that's at least as intensely coffee-flavored due to how many different kinds are involved as double- or triple-chocolate anything is chocolate-flavored. or else we're following the same logic as, pour a root beer into a square mug and now it's just beer.

[jarl-deathwolf]

I assumed it was like instant coffee but made using coffee instead of water

[joshpeck]

top tier gas station stickers spotted

[casket-of-beauty]

[red-mercer]

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

[paulsebert]

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

[alexaloraetheris]

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

[kaarchin]

That’s what Pygmalion said.

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[ofswordsandpens]

"seriously how did no one in the family not realize Kevin wasn't there?" everyone was rushing so they wouldn't miss the flight but also every other single contingency measure in place became useless: Kevin wasn't supposed to be alone that night but they moved his cousin to a different bed, Kevin's passport was accidentally thrown away by his dad the night before, the neighbor boy threw off the older cousin's head count so she ended up with the "correct" number of kids before they left the house, they dropped the plane tickets at the terminal, the parents sat in a different class than the kids on the plane

"why didn't Kevin go to the police, the neighbors, etc" his neighbors are also on vacation, the phone lines are down, and if seeing the weird guy stalking his house several days earlier as a police officer wasn't enough to make him suspicious of the cops, he also literally thinks he made his family disappear. like magically, supernaturally, willed them out of existence. and he's eight, so

[needsmoreexplosions]

also he accidentally stole a toothbrush from the store and when you're eight years old that means the police are going to put you in jail forever