Return to Magenta, Masashi Wakui
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Kiana Khansmith

blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
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@theartofmadeline

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
DEAR READER
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever

tannertan36
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shark vs the universe
NASA
YOU ARE THE REASON

titsay
styofa doing anything

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@drive-desperate
Return to Magenta, Masashi Wakui
Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*
My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC
Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*
My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged
My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees
Chopped drinking game
1 drink if:
- three males and one female
- someone says something along the lines of “I’m too good for this ingredient"
- someone garnishes with citrus
- someone fries an ingredient for a garnish
- multiple chefs make the same type of dish
- only one person knows how to correctly prepare the ingredient
- someone forgets a basket ingredient until the last minute
- someone leaves off a basket ingredient
- an italian pronounces everything in a thick accent
- salad in the appetizer round
- ice cream in the dessert round
- someone panics over their baked dessert not cooking
- someone attempts to make a risotto
- someone talks about chopping something up and then cuts themself
- a competitor “has overcome a lot of obstacles and is not going to let this one take them down”
- “get it on the plate”
- sriracha
- “I’m looking down at my dish and I’m feeling good”
- a judge asks someone if they tasted their dish and they didn’t
2 drinks if:
- alex and scott are sitting next to each other
- a dessert isnt sweet enough for amanda
3 drinks if:
- scott conant’s chest hair is showing
- ted allen says “be well”
- someone describes food as “sexy” (+1 if it’s scott conant)
finish your drink if:
- that one asshole that you were rooting against wins
How to die during a single episode of chopped
the signs as kanye west tweets
aries: Sometimes I get emotional over fonts
taurus: You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
gemini: I love me
cancer: I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
leo: I love everybody... only thing I don't like is taxes.. me and taxes gone fight
virgo: sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
libra: We lookin' crazy fresh where's paparazzi when you need them
scorpio: I could never do stand up cause I tell jokes better when I'm sitting
sagittarius: I think it’s only ok for a dude to call you baby if they’re a Hollywood agent and you kind of cringe when they say it or if yall hooping
capricorn: French fries are the Devil
aquarius: So Nirvana can have a naked human being on the cover but I can't have a PAINTING of a monster with no arms and a polka dot tail and wings
pisces: I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
Veterans Ask Native Elders For Forgiveness At Standing Rock.
I never thought I would see this day when a white man apologizes for the tyranny and oppression of Native American population. This is so powerful. This is the nation that I want - responsible, compassionate and that learns from its mistakes.
God bless them!
More of this. Less oil pipelines..
La Maga
sorry im so bad at replying, it’s the depression
Teyana Taylor - Fade By Kanye West