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I want a rattlesnake so bad

Wife please I beg of you, I’ll do anything

Finally getting another tattoo on my thigh to cover up some old scars, I’m just gonna get Angron’s Gorechild, so I’m excited

#shitpost #tattoos #warhammer 40k #angron

Wack ass combo

Gatekeeping my build

#monster hunter wilds #monster hunter #arkveld #tempered Arkveld #questing

I feel like that one scene in Pulp Fiction where Vincent Vega has his arms out and he’s just looking around because no one has been free to hangout on Xbox or Irl and this was like the one week I was completely free

#shitpost #mini rant #pulp fiction #I’ve just been working night shifts

Just got a call and god did in fact flip over the Little Debbie truck

My dad passed away and I’m invited to his funeral which I am NOT going to because I do not give a FUCK about him and instead tonight I’m gonna drink and hit up some friends to play Halo CE

And for his eulogy, all I can really say is that he was a horrible person

#shitpost #personal #i’m so happy #I’m finally free #rant post #slightly depressing

moulong

😭

drizzabit

Release him immediately!! I’ll throw in $2!!!!

These ao3 fics are NOT making it out of the drafts even if it was gods will

Work has been straight up bending me over and it is not fun

“Hey [Last name] do we need to check vitals on the patient and can I do it?” “Doc what’s with the long face?” “Yo Doc when was the last time you got laid?” “[Last name] did your wife kick your ass out of the house yet?”

I hate my co workers

#shitpost #the wife #ao3 #work #being employed #personal #ref just do something #anything

What episode do they blow my shit smoove off

#shitpost