Ahab!

he/they

[mypoorcanary]

[batboy-fangs]

What about the warmth of the werewolf?

[mypoorcanary]

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[indigosfindings]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[girlballs]

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

[masonteagan]

Wow, can't even think of an actual thumbnail for the episode just a screenshot of the video with text on the side. If this continues for the youtube uploads for the season 3 and 4 episodes then they must be getting lazy with promotional material for the show.

[redstonedust]

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

[subcultureblues]

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

[subcultureblues]

demon

[subcultureblues]

“aw she’s cute 💕” you fool. Average 7inch Adult Axolotl for scale

[subcultureblues]

everyone in the comments : STOP calling The Leviathan adorable you’re making her insecure!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s a wicked, malevolent creature of darkness and you WILL show her some respect!!!

[talesfromtreatment]

*delighted gasp*

[obviousprocrastination]

[utopians]

the avatar movies are crazy bc "what if colonizers literally inhabited and puppeteered the bodies of indigenous peoples in order to exploit their homeland" sounds like the premise of some sort of anticolonial horror film, like specifically the kind of thing that would be commenting on self-indigenization among white settlers, but because it's James Cameron his whole takeaway from that premise is "it would be preddy cool"

[utopians]

actually sorry. the takeaway is also "the white settler possessing an indigenous body would actually be extremely good, perhaps even The Best, at being indigenous, and he would become their Leader"

[sophiamcdougall]

I saw that film with my parents and me, being already Extremely Online and the Woke One of the family, told them in advance that while I was curious enough to see it, the premise itself was a fairly extreme form of white saviour trope and thus inherently racist. They, being white boomers, rolled their eyes and scoffed.

When it got to the scene where the hero gets off the bird-dragon thing and all the Na'vi bow to him, my dad turned and whispered in my ear: "...OK I see what you mean."

[escuerzoresucitado]

[tiltedsyllogism]

me, adding a new tag to my block list: I’m so glad my beloved mutual has discovered a new source of joy

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

poll song #710

[broteampill-deactivated20200407]

[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[the-worm-man]

Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault

[framework-official]

thank kde it’s friday

[kde-plasma-official]

thank me it’s friday

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I love having this post scheduled because someone will always reblog it from me and then I get to see it again :D

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

me jumpscare, happy Friday

[virtualgirladvance]

finally showed up on a friday for me

take that america

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Happy friday australians

[pseudomasochist]

happy friday, sweden, and we thank you for your generous gift of Friday

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Happy Friday

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[artsyrean]

Damn didn't know Ralsei had parents

[pankendev]

whatever. does this to you

[pankendev]

[viktor-the-leshen]

[kira-serialfaggot]

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I was there when he said it actually

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

[gnilliam]

[abalidoth]

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

[fallenangelvictorious]

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list