Barely Here

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[babushkahihi]

[drjeckyll]

Going through heartbreak for the first time and this is so strange

I’m making dinner and as I’m cooking I realize I’m chopping up your favorite ingredient.

My hand was halfway towards my phone before I even thought about what I was doing. The reaction was automatic, and the realization stung. I’m just left here stuck, because I still have so much left, and no where to put it.

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

this post aged like a fine wine

[bearypure]

In light of recent news 🥬💙💊

[drjeckyll]

I was just considering if I should read a certain smut fic, saw the tag “author is asexual”, and started rubbing my hands together like a fly wtf

[shencomix]

To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs

I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.

I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:

Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri

OR

I will report you

OR

Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.

My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.

Good night.

[thememedaddy]

[semifontos]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go back to the island

[edgebug]

remember in 2007 or 2008 when emo was at its peak and gay marriage wasn't legal and so we had boys in eyeliner and skirts making out with each other at the mall in protest. i think we need this again

[edgebug]

i know the floppy haired emo boys of 2006 and 2007 are in their late 30s now and perhaps even their 40s and they have jobs in tech and middle management but PLEASE. we need you. we need you to dye your hair black and put your fucking snakebites back in and paint your nails and go to the mall and kiss each other

[edgebug]

i dont care that you have a wife if she's cool she'll get it

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

[junglejim4322]

I love small town grindr. Looking for fun at the haunted abandoned building

[afurioushawk]

The fact that DOGE's Brightest Minds have been exposed just going in there typing "gay" "trans" and "black" in the search bars and deleting whatever comes up el em ay oh

[mediumsizetex]

Tell 'em about it!

[icecream-noodle]

HHHHHH-

[yuriinullification]

I could be your dead wife

[yuriinullification]

worst post i've ever made purely by virtue of 80% of the notes being ppl tagging it w the most random ass fandoms

[puthy]

[thehandsomedevil88]

Still not what I want

[puthy]

What is it that you desire?

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[strawlessandbraless]

[fluorescentbrains]

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

[insomniac-arrest]

I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

[furiousfurious]

Left this in the notes

[insomniac-arrest]

😂

[goodattellinglies]