hi there!! i hope its not too much trouble, but could you possibly write like-- the dispatch goobers with a sleepy, cozy, and more relaxed/easygoing s/o?? i think all of those poor bastards could use a nap and. a chill pill. probably. some kinda huge softie who has plushies and blankets all over their room or whatever. gn would be nice, except for flambae!! give that guy a sleepy boyfriend.
if your requests are closer, please disregard this!! i love how you write everyone (especially how you respect that flambae likes men) and would love to see more of them!! also super happy you write for phenomaman, coupe, and royd. theyre some of my faves but they often get overlooked by the fandom :<
thanks for all your hard work.
~ 💤
YES OFC THANK YOU YOU'RE SO SWEET!!
Dispatch goobs x sleepy, relaxed, and cozy gn!reader 💞💤
WE LOVE BEEF!!!
I went a bit further this time and added Blonde Blazer, Galen, and Chase (young in mind, but if you'd like him old then I suppose you can interpret that too. Im not judging. Maybe you have a granny/grandpa oc..pop off sis)
Sonar 🦇 (Victor Batboner)
Yes that's his full name
Anyways, he would LOVE THIS
You cannot tell me this man doesn't do the little cat smile (:3) and snuggle up in the blankets and plushies like a a cute kitty
He would really appreciate someone whos very laid back because he needs someone with the patience to put up with him
Depending on his mood, he has two places he likes to go after work. Either out to party with Mal, OR he goes to your place to unwind. He's more likely to end up clinging to you with a sad puppy expression if he jad a bad day
"🦇 My crypto stocks are down..."
Really though, getting to nap on his s/o's chest?? "🦇 Heck... Yes❤️"
Wrap him up in a blanket and feed him a banana like in that one bat gif
Sonar is most likely the type to yap away to his partner while they fall asleep. So, everytime you two fall asleep together- you're most likely to be hearing something about "epic memes", drugs, or crypto.
Your place would be the best place to go when he gets drunk and will have a hang over in the morning. He'll immediately crash when he hits your soft mattress, but it'll be a long morning trying to get him out of your arms and bed
The pillow forts go crazy with him..
"🦇 This is ELITE architecture! Minecraft in real life!"
Flambaé (Chad Youslayzai)
Wdym that's not his last name? Idk what you're talking about.
Flambaé would make fun of his bf, but he'd still find it endearing. "🔥 Eh, he's already asleep again. Fuck, its like he has narcolepsy or something..."
I see him playing with the plushies though for sure. It's probably just a normal thing to him now since he plays with his niece, so while you two cuddle- he'll mindlessly play with one of your stuffed animals while he talks 💞
"🔥 So can I name this one Bae junior?"
This is so perfect bc in my last list I said he would like a man who's super laid back and relaxed
He really needs a man who's laid back because when he comes home after work- he really just needs someone to sit and listen to him rant about work.
Speaking of his niece- I see him taking her over with him when he's watching her for his sister. With your permission ofc, she loves to be in your room sm. You three can play with some stuffed animals together or just relax!
Gurl I just know he's the best boyfriend to have during winter and you need a warm cuddle.
Sometimes you fall asleep on top of him, and while it's not ideal to move you so he can get up- he unfortunately does have to gently pat you awake. "🔥 hey cmon walking dead- get up."
Relaxing on the couch together and listening to him shit talk the television program. Laying on his chest while he talks about how the show is cheating and rupaul's a bitch (Love you mama ru💞🤞)
First time you two met- he probably said "🔥 you have narcolepsy or something?" Because you looked so sleepy
Invisigal (Courtney visadhd)
50/50 with this diva
Sometimes she'll complain- "🍩 Cmooonnn.. Get upppp...!" Or other times she's more than willing to crash down with you and take a nap
"🍩 Hey lazy ass, mind if I crash with you?" Mind you- she likely snuck into your apartment and scared you half to death by suddenly appearing by your bed
Funny she says lazy though because just TRY to get this woman out of bed with you. She'll pull the "5 more minutes" card over and over
We saw this with robert sort of- but if she had a super calm and laid back partner- she would say very outrageous things to get a reaction
Since you really love plushies- I see her going invisible on like.. Amusement park dates so she can steal a giant stuffed animal real quick and give it to you. That is if she can't win the game though
We've seen she has a habit of running away from things and pouting, so after work she may just lay with you and not talk. Kind of just letting things simmer.
She appreciates that you won't force her to talk though. You're laid back enough to just be like "if you say so." and let her come around on her own terms.
She says "🍩nice O face." when you yawn or if you sleep with your mouth open 💔
She has ADHD (me too girl💔) and so she has a bit of trouble keeping still for too long unless shes being entertained by something. So, she's going to try to get you up a lot so she can do something. Win win for her- she gets dopamine and she gets to spend time with you. It's not so much a win for you though if you were just wanting to lay around and take a nap.
She does love that you're relaxed though because theres more of a chance that you'll just let her talk her mind without giving her a hard time. "🍩 Sucks. You think that guy sicked dick?" "... Maybe, sure idk."
Malévola (Malévola gibby gibby gibby a man after midnight)
YES.. PLEASE ❤️
Ive covered her having a s/o that pampers her after work in an old hc list and this is about the same route of her absolutely loving to unwind
She thinks your plushies are so cute like omg. "👠oh my gwooosshhhhh.. It's so cute..!"
Once she has you in her arms- you are NOT getting up. Maybe if you need to pee really bad, but she'll say "👠 Why didn't you go earlier babes?"
Out in public if you're sort of nodding off- she'll anyday rest her head on top of yours until you two need to do something else.
She is so warm too like.. She's the furnace you need, but for girls too!
She's also so the type to caress her s/o's cheek with her index and pointer while they sleep. Not in a creepy way, but if she cant sleep- then she may just look at you while you sleep.
Sometimes between breaks- she'll make a portal to your bedroom and lay down for a few. Perfect if you work from home, but she'd do this even if you work at SDN too. Like.. Your room is just so cozy, so don't blame her!
Using her tail to tilt your chin back up when you're nodding off EHSHHA
"👠 Hey babes, you mind staying up for a bit longer?"
Or using her tail to wrap you up and pull you into her side 💞
You're the perfect chill partner for her tbh. Maybe theres not a lot of chatting when you're tired, but thats completely fine with her. She seems like she'd get bad migraines after work anyways 💔
Prism (Alice- that- bitch)
She is ALWAYS getting you the cutest plushies ever
I don't see her as the type of woman to want to sit in one place for a long time like you do, BUT she does love a good relaxing session. It might not be a long one, but she does need some r&r here and there like any other person.
Im sorry but she is ALWAYS taking pictures of your sleeping face and giggling to herself. Even the super ugly ones 😞
Your room is super cute in general to take selfies in and post to the gram
She lightly makes fun of you for being sleepy all the time, but its in a light hearted manner.
"🎤Gurl did you not get your eight hours..?"
"🎤 Someone get this diva a caffine pill..."
Prism has a ringtone of her own songs so.. I guess you're waking up to HOES DEPRESSED😍 honestly hell yes girl
Sometimes she'll personally wake you up by singing into a mic. You'll wake up and she's standing at your bed with her light mirages performing a random ass song and says "Wake your ass up!" When you start to stir awake
I personally don't see her as the biggest cuddler, but its okay! You two have fun on your room having sleep overs (you're always the first to pass out💔)
Speaking of which.. She would so draw on your face with makeup while you sleep.
However, if she had a REALLY tiring day at work.. Then sure, she'll crash on your bed, but she insists on taking care of herself first like.. Taking her makeup off, taking her wig off and putting on a bonnet
In which you absolutely keep a spare bonnet in your room for her!
She needs someone like you who will just shut up and let her rant about the bitches she hates. "🎤 See?! This is why I like you! You just shut up and listen- the bitches at work?? Mmnm.. They could never."
Punch up (Colm septiceye)
PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO CUTE TO WRAP HIM UP IN A BLANKET BURRITO... 💔
"🍺 hah? Awhh, you alright, angel?" When you're starting to doze off in public with him. RAHGRG
Why do I see him being a bit shy around someone super relaxed
Like he might not know what to say, so he's nervously taking glances at you and twiddling his thumbs
I NEED TO CHEW ON HIM
He looks like he can make some marvelous coffee. He'll make you some if you're still sleepy on an important day!
He's short, but he can still carry you (hopefully) if you take a nap like.. Lets say in the living room. Just hopefully you're not a light sleeper
HE LOVES TO CUDDLE!! I REPEAT- HE LOVES TO CUDDLE!!! He looks like he would love to sleep on someone's chest
He likes to surprise you often by making your bed if you forgot to or were in a rush and making everything super cozy the way you like.
If you're into massages, he'll totally give you one while you relax
He looks like personally- he's passed out in many bars and many unconventional places. So, just take him home with you so that way he can rest with his favorite sleepy head💔
He might get a bit lost in the blanket.. Like.. You know when your dog is sleeping under the blanket and you when you crawl into bed, you accidentally step on them and they get panicked and yelp? Need I say more?
If you're sleepy, but cant sleep... Gurl he'll make you a really good drink. If you don't like alcohol, then he'll figure something else out for sure
Golem (Bruno yung mars)
He cant really.. Fit into a bed your size, but he would absolutely like to take naps with you if you don't mind the clay ofc
Another one who finds stuffed animals and blankets adorable. Ik he gets things dirty on accident BUT.. I have this headcanon that he owns like a little teddy bear that he likes to hold and smile at. So, bring your favorite stuffed animal and he'll bring his!
He loves that you're so laid back because honestly so is he! You two have the most chilled conversations while sitting down together
He loves animals so.. I wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of animals come up to you two when napping. Golem disney princess 🩷💞👑
Laying down next to him and sharing earphones AUEGHD its a great way for you two to unwind
He snores pretty loud though unfortunately.. Monster snores💔 you'll have to get use to that
After SDN hours, he lays or sits side by side with you and talks about his day- even the bad parts and you just calmly comfort him
He genuinely gets his clay heart hurt by some days💔
He doesnt seem like he loves loud and crowded places much so.. I think he'd appreciate you more considering you're just sleepy and relaxed all the time
You're his safe place!
Coupé (Janelle oiseau)
She's the type to say, "I could end your life and you wouldnt even notice.." When you fall asleep on her, but she wouldn't go actually kill you ofc!
Anyone else see her as a good seamstress? When she comes over, she'd sew up one of your ripped plushies while you take a nap💞
She reads you her books as you two fall asleep omdgsg she has such a soothing voice too, so I know that's got to be relaxing
Thank god you're calm.. Again, she also really needs someone like that. She enjoys the silence very much and finds "strange" comfort in your presence.
She would talk and open up with a person like that is all im saying.
Its funny to her her in a room like yours, and you may joke about her being a nest with your pillows and blankets.. And she might glare at you.
She's the type to suddenly put a feather knife to your throat if you try to get her up, so thank god you love to sleep
She, like Mal, would like to just watch you sleep, but its in less of a cute way than mal's. Its more like she's studying you tbh
She won't always sleep when you do. She may just sharpen her knives while you sleep, but it should say enough that she's willingly laying with you. Espically when she DOES go to sleep like.. Yes girl she trusts you!
She's like your guard dog since.. Well.. Being more tired means your guard is lower, so she's always looking out for you when you two go out together
If you'd like to get her to relax with you though, I'd say play Edith Piaf on a record player and put on some sort of live ballet play on the TV! She'd appreciate that.
She can also make some really good sleepy tea!
Waterboy (Herman Schlitterbahn)
THIS IS SO SAD, HE WANTS TO CUDDLE UP TOO, BUT HE'D GET EVERYTHING WET💔
If you don't care though then that's so sweet bc he's the biggest cuddler.
He was a nervous wreck coming into your room for the first time because everything's is so soft and fluffy.. And he doesnt want to make things moldy by getting it soaked
So, maybe it's safest to just cuddle at his place where everything is suited to his.. Unique circumstances
Maybe you two can take a nap or relax in the bathtub together. I mean, he's more of the type to play in the bath.. BUT on really hard days then sure why not
"💧O-oh they fell asleep again.." When he's ranting about superheros and you fall asleep
He likes that you're calm and laid back because that means you're less likely to bully him and you'll actually just let him be himself!
I headcanon he sleep talks too, so get use to hearing him sleep giggle and mumble. Maybe you can even have a conversation with him in this state!
MATCHING STUFFED ANIMALS!! Or sleepy toys because he can have like a plastic toy he'd really like to squeeze. He names his after your name and adds a 2!! "💧T-thi- this is (name) 2!!" (LSOH ref anyone?)
If you don't mind getting wet (im assuming you don't bc you're with HIM), Then pls let him cuddle to you after a bad and sad day💔
His grandma has a picture of you two cuddling and its quite silly, but she gave it to you in a frame as a cute little surprise💞
Phenomaman (Cardiac arrest)
I see him the type to stiffly lay like a board next to you while you sleep at the start of the relationship. That soon.. Like.. Really soon goes bye bye and next thing yoy know- you're being smothered
When he wants to cuddle, he holds his arms out and asks "May I make love to you?"
SAY YES!! HE MAKES THE BEST CUDDLES TOO!! It may take him a moment to learn to not squeeze you to death, but he'll get there!
Also good luck trying to get him to let go of you. You're going to have to ask him directly or else he just won't.
He's really curious how one person can be so tired all the time. "🦸♂️Ive never seen someone with such the fatigue of a koala bear.."
He sort of love bombs you by coming over with dozens on top of dozens plushies, blankets, pillows, pjs, ect- Bc he knows you like them and we've seen how he is when hes in love
When he enters depressive moods, your place is the FIRST place he comes and he lays on your bed in the patient with his therapist position.
He thinks you're easy to talk to, so he quite loves spilling out his confusing thoughts to you
Nobody can convince me that he wouldn't love stuffed animals. Although a bit confused at first.. He would soon grow to adore them and your stuffed animals with now have like.. All the cotton smooshed so now they look deflated and limp.
He likes to smother you in his arms and with kisses too (wait bc why am I suddenly wanting that phenomaman cookie...pucker up phenomaman... I know what tag im checking after thiss🥰😍🤞)
WE GOT ANOTHER LOUD SNORER💔 He has the dad snore that sounds like the train coming at you. That or I can't decide if he sleeps like the dead and its concerning.. Maybe it depends on the day like.. Or like..If he was a dad he would snore like the first one.
He brings you some fruits with the excuse of, "🦸Oh I.. Heard this improves sleeping." Like.. Okay big guy looking after you..
Sometimes you will be kept up in the middle of the night because he won't stop talking. Even when you're sleeping... He'll say "🦸 (Name)... Are you awake?" Like... GURL HE KNOWS YOU'RE NOT💔
He's the embodiment of confused but has the spirit..
Robert Robertson the third (Don't believe him, his real name is actually Roberto Robertoson and he's actually from Mexico)
He needs that. PERIOD. He needs the longest naps and he'll gladly take them with you and Beef.
Another man the forts would be insane with. Beef espically has the time of his life in the blankets
He loves seeing you and beef cuddling together and napping- it's actually his home screen now!
He calls you "sleep heart" bc hes corny and a loser (lovingly)
Honestly.. Him too hes tired and laid back too, twin where've you been? He needs someone that just gets him without having to say a single word
After work, he just loves to lay with you. Just say "bad day"? And he'll always be like " 👔mmhm.. " with his face on your stomach
He can just sleep there for hours. Days off if not on a date are spent with you two just cuddling and napping.. Maybe a bit of talk and banter...Just a relaxing day really!
He playfully tells you about your sleeping habits all the time too
"👔 You know you drool on my arm every night?"
"👔 That's funny coming from someone who sleep talks and keeps me awake. just kidding. I can usually ignore it now."
He picks his favorites amongst your plushie collection and so does beef. Beef has claimed one of your stuffed animals as his own I fear. Robert likes the ones that aren't your favorite. "👔 awwhh.. Come on.. Don't outcast this little guy.."
This I feel is the most perfect duo on the list. Sleepiest couple💔
Royd (Roy sause)
This man is the biggest teddy bear
I just know his cuddles would POP OFF
I imagine its like having a giant stuffed animal that takes up half your bed, but you still cuddle it everynight anyways
He carries you around if you fall asleep like.. Say on the metro or something.
Wait bc imagine going to build a bear with him.. THAT WOULD BE SO CUTE 😭
When you two were at the start of the relationship and you invited him over- he would just lay in bed with you and talk and talk and talk, but when you took a nap he would still have a ":3" expression and glance between you and the ceiling. (That was so specific, but I saw a vision of that and had to write it down)
ANOTHER PLUSHIE LOVER!! He likes to pick up some of yours and make them give you face kisses. He asks for ALL of their names
He takes you being laid back as not minding his rambles.. and you really don't! So, even if some of them are a bit silly.. You can listen and have a laugh.
He doesnt mind having you in the lab because chances are you'll just doze off the entire time he works or just lay back and do your own thing and he can sometimes talk to you!
When Robert comes into the lab and asks about you, he's just like, "⚙️ Oh no bra, dont mind them, they're just sleeping. They sleep a lot, you know?"
He tucks you into bed and kisses your forehead PELALSKE I NEED IT💔
Every year for Valentine's day, he buys you those giant stuffed animals I mentioned up above and now your room is.. Just filled with them. Hes so normal about it to, just a giant stuffed bear over his shoulder when he comes over to your place
He "⚙️like your cozy vibe, brah." 💞
Blonde Blazer (Mandy Moore)
"💛Phoo.. Yeah.. Okay this is actually really nice.." Is what she first said when she laid down in your bed for the first time
Invite her over for a nap after a long day and she'll say, "💛 oh. Yeah actually that sounds really nice. I could really use that.."
When you first started to nod off when she was talking- she was worried she was boring you, but she soon figured out you're just a very sleepy indivual
Now she just says "💛 oh! Sorry..! I'll let you sleep now!" And dozes off with you soon after
She has a new plushie for you everytime she comes over💞 "💛 oh! Andd.. I brought you another friend..!" SHES SO SWEETETYEY
She doesnt even prefer sleeping in your own room now because one.. Shes missing out on cuddles and two... She just thinks your room is better. If she can't sleep, she'll quickly go over
You two doze off on each other all the time and don't even realize until its like.. Super late or the next day
She finds talking to you to be super comforting. If she's feeling a bit down or unsure, she loves to cuddle with you and quietly talk. She's so use to being blonde blazer, but she needs to be Mandy too!
She trusts your advice a lot actually
Going to bars together if you drink sometimes it ends up with her flying you home bc you drank too much and fell asleep OR.. Its the other way around by your mode of transport. Tired divas💔
She finds you overall super adorable when you're all sleepy and you can often see her giving you a sweet smile
Galen (from Florida)
Hopefully you don't snore loud...
Honestly he would probably be the most appreciative of you being so laid back and relaxed bc SDN is chaotic💔
No doubt in mind that he would love to take naps with you after work
GIVE THIS MAN A RAISE PLEASE
Dry joking and weary ± sleepy and laid back. I think thats perfect too!
Sikhism promotes finding a life partner when it comes to dating, right? This would make absolute sense why he would want someone laid back like him to spend his life with.
He thinks its good bonding just by sleeping by each other after a long day. Spa days would honestly be so slay with him, no?
More love for my man Galen to be honest...
Trackstar (Chase bank account)
"🎖️ Shit, look at this lazy ass.." (Lovingly)
Get ready to be called so many lazy related nicknames💔
"🎖️ Looks like a build a bear workshop in here, where'd you get the money for all these??!" When he sees your room
He loves that you're so laid back though bc he does NOT have the patience like ever. He doesnt trust to let silence fill the room for longer than 40 miniutes though. "🎖️ Hey you know w- your ass fell asleep again?"
He likes to lay with you with his arm around your shoulders and his other over his eyes. (IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUNGER LOOKING CHASE THEN THIS PROBABLY LOOKS SO FUNNY. Do we have any old man chase yearners here.. Probably not right?)
He talks to you all the time about Robert. He loves the kid! So ofc hes going to tell you all about him. Don't fall asleep around robert though because.. Younger robert was a little bitch and will mess with you
IDK WHAT TO DO HERELSKMS WHY DID I DO THIS I WANT RHIS TO BE OVER WITHDHBD
Im sorry im not posting as often 💔 IM ALRIGHT!! MOTIVATION HAS JUST BEEN DOWN!!
So heres this super long one, I hope you liked it nonetheless. Reblogs are appreciated 💞
We’re the hearing brothers! We’re always hearing crazy stuff!
I think itd be funny if they bonded over this shared ability. Galen is an underrated chill guy and i think would be a good foil to whatever Sonar has going on.
i tried playing around with um. colors and half tones also.
edit: FUK i forgot Galen’s Khanda symbol!!! sorry!!