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so awesome how there's an animal called a gooey duck & it's spelled geoduck for some reason & it's a humongous clam for some reason

gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

nightcrews

Maekar calling his dad to explain what happened at the 13 year old girl's birthday party he made them go to

guiltfactory-moved

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

tekunoraizu

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

floencepugh

“This is our home.”

THE LAST BLACK MAN IN SAN FRANCISCO (2019)

#the last black man in san francisco

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

boccher

ocean.com/fish

elegant-paper-collection

ocean.com/fish/careers

zangoonse

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

gameofthronesdaily

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 1.05 - In The Name of The Mother

#akotsk #lyonel baratheon #he just says whatever and I love it

skelerangart

You Know Who You Are

#others art #phm #carl phm

ixvessel

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked Daeron the Dreamer and he said he saw a fire. and a dead dragon. a great beast with wings so large they could cover this meadow. it had fallen on top of you. but you were alive, and the dragon was dead.