Doctor Zoidberg (A Medical Corporation)

A place to bask in the glory of everyone's favorite doctor (of art history) and expert on human anatomy. Now choose a mouth, close it, and enjoy.

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Johnny had a date last night! I ate the flower before I gave it to her, though.

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Hooray! I can see again, but now my eyes shoot laser beams! I'm going to join the Professor in his big mansion, and teach sewer mutants how to be superheroes!

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Bad news, my friends. While performing some surgery on myself, I injured my cornea and can't see. A good doctor says I should be back soon, though.

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I'm the prettiest girl in the ocean!

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Look at me, I'm Zoidbend! With organs and hair and skin.

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Today, I'm a barbershop soloist!

I wanted to start a quartet, but no one would sing with me.

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Hooray! I'm incredible!

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Mom gave me a suit and told me to park her hover car.

I drove all around Chicago, and if it hadn't been a flying car before, it would have been that day.

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Now who has an iron claw, world? Zoidberg, that's who!

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I felt a bit lonely, so I put on these clothes to see if anyone would try to find me.

They didn't.

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Someone told me they had a job for me telling comedy jokes.

When I got there, they told me to stand in a field and do my routine.

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A funny man, this Billy West was. He reminds me of Hubert.

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Finally, someone recognizes my beauty and grace.

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I would say “eat my shorts,” but I already did.

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Look at me, I'm a wonder boy, why not?

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As Hubert would say, "excellent things, you people!" I finally saved up enough AOL trial CDs to turn my computer back on, and after thinking that Twitter was a chicken wing restaurant, I have an account now.

www.twitter.com/docjohnzoid

[drjohnzoid]

At last, Zoidberg is a heartthrob! And this bass is perfect with my claw-thumb.