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@drjohnzoid
Johnny had a date last night! I ate the flower before I gave it to her, though.
Hooray! I can see again, but now my eyes shoot laser beams! I'm going to join the Professor in his big mansion, and teach sewer mutants how to be superheroes!
Bad news, my friends. While performing some surgery on myself, I injured my cornea and can't see. A good doctor says I should be back soon, though.
I'm the prettiest girl in the ocean!
Look at me, I'm Zoidbend! With organs and hair and skin.
Today, I'm a barbershop soloist!
I wanted to start a quartet, but no one would sing with me.
Hooray! I'm incredible!
Mom gave me a suit and told me to park her hover car.
I drove all around Chicago, and if it hadn't been a flying car before, it would have been that day.
Now who has an iron claw, world? Zoidberg, that's who!
I felt a bit lonely, so I put on these clothes to see if anyone would try to find me.
They didn't.
Someone told me they had a job for me telling comedy jokes.
When I got there, they told me to stand in a field and do my routine.
A funny man, this Billy West was. He reminds me of Hubert.
Finally, someone recognizes my beauty and grace.
I would say “eat my shorts,” but I already did.
Look at me, I'm a wonder boy, why not?
As Hubert would say, "excellent things, you people!" I finally saved up enough AOL trial CDs to turn my computer back on, and after thinking that Twitter was a chicken wing restaurant, I have an account now.
www.twitter.com/docjohnzoid
At last, Zoidberg is a heartthrob! And this bass is perfect with my claw-thumb.