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your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

valentinetheeviljester

Maybe lean out

valentinetheeviljester

valtsv

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

valtsv

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

watasnak

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

aflo

Settlers of catan

world-of-lang

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

parkayquarts

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

swishersposts

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

zsnes

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

targuzzler-deactivated20180224

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

lianedegrenade

the detached brutality of all these “women need to have more babies” thinkpieces man

lianedegrenade

split your body wide open for the stock market

grox

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

lakevida

guy in front of me for a while at the water park was wearing freaking reebok socks you could hear him squelching for miles

omtai

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

hexjulia

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

bugshroom

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.