Who Are You? How Did You Get In My House?

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[afurioushawk]

Euros over here for the World Cup discovering we were right about this

[archaeocoyote]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

[pipistrellus]

Swing state gothic

[enki2]

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[drmeowchi]

MTA man got me playing DDR on my commute home. watch yer toes

[lisztzada]

astrophag(e)

happy pride month from grace & rocky!

[milkyenthusiast]

its outrageous that the ladies with the largest tiddies are practically dehabilitated by them. like thats just an indictment of our whole society. we should have entire industries dedicated to making life easier for these people. if you have boobs too big for any commercially avaliable bra, you should be treated like fucking royalty. you shouldnt have to work a day in your fucking life. you should get special letters from the president and get to cut ribbons at ceremonies and shit

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[ilurvyer]

Well i Love you if that helps

[queerofthedagger]

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

[kazieka]

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything