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[dinottosaurs]

something silly

[minmos]

this redditor has the fucking battle royale of invasive plants (in the US) happening in their yard jesus christ. sentences of hate and destruction

[heehorde]

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Reddit comment from americanFish reading: My former house owners planted mint, English ivy, blackberries, and Concord grapes. They're all competing with the Japanese knotweed and oriental bittersweet in the nature lot surrounding our home.

The knotweed is currently winning, but we have a multi-year plan to hopefully control it all.

Image #2: Tumblr reply from zeroMission reading: hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs hydrogen bomb vs

image #3: Tumblr tag from aspoopalypse reading: #i heard theyre adding kudzu and holly in the next battle pass

Image #4: Tumblr tag from whats-a-bear reading: #knotweed sounds like an aphrodisiac for werewolves /End IDs]

[mangonetics]

Call my pussy a wigan kebab the way 40% of people who come in enjoy it

[pinene]

I don’t like when you guys say “atp” to mean “at that point” or whatever. It means adenosine triphosphate

[princessdraconic]

if my rice cooker was a woman i would be conflicted about fucking her. id try to like romance her a little, you know? go on a few dates and learn about her interests. it'd feel really bad to try to get up her skirt as soon as i saw her just because i want her extremely badly

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[doubleca5t]

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

[doubleca5t]

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

[doubleca5t]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[beardedmrbean]

Infinite Garfield generator

[bugshark]

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[drempen]

Had all his fingies out for No Reason

[opheliathegrey]

[segamascott]

[decompose1]

neovaginas can get wet naturally

a neophallus can get erect with an implant (this will either be a bendable rod or a device that inflates with saline at the press of a button, usually in the testicles)

both can feel sexual pleasure and experience orgasm

most neovaginas will be able to tolerate larger insertions with enough dilating/training

the nerves in neophalluses take a while to regrow but it is incredibly rare to experience no sexual nerve growth

both can look and feel "normal" if that's what you want, just take good care of your scars and look at your surgeons' results portfolio (and don't be afraid to be picky! its your genitals, you get to decide!)

in fact it's possible for many people to stealth and for their sexual partners to never know. even for phallo, some people with natal penises have erectile implants too, ED is common. neocaginas are often indistinguishable from natal vaginas

many surgeons are starting to offer preservation options for patients who want a more mixed look/don't want to lose what they have

YOU HAVE OPTIONS! demystify bottom surgery