Honorary Ghost

Dead to the world and life of the party. 34. he/they.

[dropdedgor]

[urandroidgirl]

Get off dating apps. The love of your life is in the saw bathroom.

[dropdedgor]

Its actually *NOT* cute when an incel tips their fedora. It is a stress response and if you see that behavior displayed you should immediately administer Mountain Dew and take them to a safe environment like a MTG Discord or the year 2007. I'm tired of people adopting incels because its the new hip thing and then abandoning them as soon as they start discussing bitcoin. Also if you own a femcel they are NOT to be bathed in water. It disrupts their natural oils, use Monster energy only.

[dropdedgor]

How am I supposed to become a waifish twink if they're putting protein in the tap water?

[dropdedgor]

Idk anything about Transformers lore but Arcee is fucking canonically trans??????????

[dropdedgor]

I know saying "pegged" is homophobic but I use it anyway. I just think too often women aren't recognized in their field.

[ph418c]

[dropdedgor]

Idiocracy was wrong. Leftist people are transing their gender and having procreative sex. Conservative men are jacking off to femboys. And conservative women are being murdered.

[dropdedgor]

It was only a matter of time.

[dropdedgor]

Are you there Iran? It's me, Margaret

[dropdedgor]

Deep Space Nine

Kanar hittin just fine

Tell the cap not to fracture time

Cardies provoke, so activate cloak

Gonna smoke snakeleaf til all the Ferengis go broke

[dropdedgor]

Ensuring exact geographic positioning via an ambulance in order to min max my soon to be infant son's birth chart

[dropdedgor]

You're absolutely FUCKED if you have normal person hair in the JoJo universe. Best case scenario you get to spend the whole season comatose or die painlessly in a car crash as part of a more interesting character's back story

[stellarskyes]

[dropdedgor]

If your name was "Kelvin" that's really the only type of shit you could do with your life, invent a new kind of temperature. Same with "voltage", it just makes sense, a single lightning bolt equals one volt. They even rhyme with each other. It kind of feels like lazy writing tbh. Like how a "decibel" is ten bells, like an audible chime. "Is it passed the expiration date?" "No its fine, its pasteurized". Barack Obama, war barracks. "Trumped up" charges. The list goes on.

[dropdedgor]

There goes "Do Nothing" Doughboy, the doughiest boy to ever do nothing. Most people couldn't do near as much nothing as he's done. But god damn it if he doesn't wake up early every morning, just to do nothing.

[dropdedgor]

The time between Pong (1972) and Ocarina of Time (1998) is less than the time between OoT and now. Presumably I will be dying of old age any day now.