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name: asher

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daniel-bruehl

Remember, we want Hassan alive. But this is capture or kill.

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #ghost soaked in reds is my favourite delicacy #Q

ave661

#cod fanart #i love the lighting so much in this render #very nicely done!!!#puts this render into my entire mouth #delicious #soaks up the lighting in this render like a lizard on a rock #Q

jacobseed

modern warfare gifs [6/??]

#cod mw2 #reyes #HELLO???? HIS BACK??? HIS SHOULDERS??#A BODY TONED BY THE GODS???#and his lil rose bicep tattoo #i am IN love #Q

vault21

— Bloody fuckin’ hell. Direct… target destroyed…

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #boops his lil snoot #Q

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KÖNIG IDLE ANIMATIONS

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1k+ notes??? thank you all for the love on this post!! 💚 💚 💚

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2k+ notes??? tyvm for showing love for Bug Boy!! 💚 🖤 💚 🖤

#userdroppedtheirsniper #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 könig #mw2 könig #cod könig

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KÖNIG - ANONYMOUS

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Y’ALL 1K+ NOTES??? I’M SPEECHLESS, THANK YOU ALL AHHH

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Y'ALL 2K+ NOTES??? I’M EVEN MORE SPEECHLESS, THANK YOU SO MUCH GHDKGKDJ 💖

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Y'ALL 3K+ NOTES??? I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY SO MUCH. TYVM FOR ALL THE LOVE ON THIS POST ❤️‍🔥

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Y’ALL 4K+ NOTES??? IT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME TO SEE ALL THE REBLOGS + LIKES + CUTE LIL TAGS. TYVM EVERYONE 💞

#userdroppedtheirsniper #call of duty modern warfare 2 #cod mw2 könig #mw2 könig #cod könig

hoes n broes

destiny 2 lightfall just released

so there might not be any new COD content from this blog!! just as a heads up for a lil bit!!

if d2 interests you, i'll be posting from @ashr-jedi

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shadow0-1

Bravo 0-7

#cod fanart #simon ghost riley #oh oh m y god oh my g o d #hang on a moment just h ang on a mo men t #puts him in my mouth #Q

mmyrrhh

Give us this day our daily dose of tall and beefy masked men.

König’s still is from this gif originally posted by @shadow0-1

#cod #i want all the beef #gimme them beefy army man thighs #Q

incorrect-ghostsoap-quotes

Ghost: I don’t do romance.

Gaz: You’re making a Valentines Day card for Soap right now.

Ghost, holding a glue gun like an actual gun: You’re on thin fucking ice.

#cod #Q

archivedgaz

#cod #konig #lookit him!!#i love him!!#Q

crumbztoast

stares awkwardly

#cod fanart #konig #this style is so precious and wonderful #Q

centaurisolarflare

Im just imagining königs family are all tall-ass giraffes and youre the only shorty in that group. And youre always the target for short jokes whether you like it or not.

You want könig? Gotta power through the short jokes man!

But on the plus side, they'll defend and protect you when someone else mocks you for your height. Theyre the only ones who can bully you >:3

OKAY OKAY BUT LIKE. YOU'RE SO RIGHT. They just think you're so cute and they're not really used to someone so short being around regularly.

They'd absolutely give you shit at every possible opportunity; if there's ever even the slightest chance to make a short joke one of them is going to turn to you with a shit-eating grin and take it. I think at first König would try to shield you as best he could from it – asking his older relatives to please not be rude, scolding his younger siblings/cousins, etc – but as soon as he knows you're fine with it there's no restraining anyones comments.

I think it'd be extra funny if you also work in the military because like, you've been trained to kill – not just kill though, this isn't amateur hour, you take people and organizations out with precision – and these giants are just cooing over you. Same vibes as holding an angry cat out at arms length and calling it 'just the cutest little baby ever'.

If you ever make a joke about your height, they're going to fucking loose it. Start snarking back about them being "tall-ass giraffes" and they're going to propose to you on König's behalf. His brother is like "König this is my sibling-in-law now" with his arm slung over your shoulders, and König is like 'what the fuck happened, I just left to run into town', and it's all because you just spent the past fifteen minutes going back and forth with their dad just absolutely roasting each other while making lunch.

There's defiantly at least one family member, like that particularly uncontainable cousin or clever auntie, who just stood there and rattled off every joke they could think of until they were like "okay I think it's all out of my system for now" and you just about cried laughing over it. That moment probably did a lot to ease König's worry about you getting along with his family.

HOWEVER. As soon as anyone else so much as snickers about it they'd automatically go into this ultra over-protective, "how dare you insult our small one" mode. The person is absolutely fucking terrified because like, they thought they were just joining in on this joke and they laughed, just a little bit, and now there's several startlingly huge people standing around them and glaring and demanding to know where they get off thinking they can insult you and they're regretting every single decision they've made today. Bonus points if König's family was sitting down when this situation started so this person doesn't really know how tall they all are until they're all fangs-bared defending you.

I think it would be so funny if like, his parents were telling a friend of theirs about you and it gets mentioned how tiny you are so this friend is expecting an abnormally short person and when they meet you they're like. this. this is an average sized human being. and König's parents are like hAhaHaha yEaH.

Also, you're going to forever be getting hand-me-downs from family members. If you're keen on mending some farm-work related holes and rips you could have an entire collection of oversized flannels.

#cod fanfic #konig x reader #Q