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Kiana Khansmith

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THIS IS LATE I KNOW BUT IM SORRY (im not)
しあわせのお面屋 | ぢぇらす [pixiv]
I’m actually surprised I haven’t seen more comparisons between Zacharie and the Happy Mask Salesman?
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信じなさい…信じなさい… by Refast
Legend of Zelda: Redesigned - Minor Character Edition! I felt it was time to get started on designing some of the minor characters - so I did. Up top is Nabooru. I always liked her OoT-role as a sage, even if I was (as previously mentioned) never fond of the fetishised harem-girl look - so I decided I wanted to do my own version. In LoZ: Redesigned Nabooru is part of the same diplomatic mission that gets Ganondorf into Hyrule Castle - unlike him, though, she is genuinely there with diplomatic intentions. A bit flippant and sarcastic, but a good person at heart. She claims the sword is “ceremonial”, but that’s only to get it past the pesky castle guards: it has an edge so sharp you could shave with it. Middle picture is Kaepora Gaebora - yes! That annoying owl from OoT/Majora’s Mask who babbled on endlessly about stuff you didn’t pay attention to and then tricked you into hearing it again! No project of mine is truly complete without a bird-person, so I made one. In my version, Kaepora’s role is to show up every now and then and provide Zelda with information, hints, tips and tricks, etc., and to explain game-mechanics. When s/he shows up, s/he has a tendency to babble a bit, get lost in hir sentences and be a general klutz. And yes, that is a tiny portable Gossip Stone s/he’s got. Down at the bottom, from left to right: Tingle, the Happy Mask Salesman and Beedle! Tingle has creeped me out since he first turned up in Majora’s Mask, so I decided to run with the creepiness and make him a fence of stolen goods in Hyrule Castle Town’s less… salubrious quarters. Link runs errands for him sometimes. He’s obsessed with rupees, and has an incredibly creepy way of talking. “Koolooh Limpah” is the password to get into his hideout. The Happy Mask Salesman… Whoah. Was there ever a more sinister character? All happy smiles on the outside, sinister mask-deals on the inside. In LoZ: Redesigned, he runs a skeevy mask-trading business in the bad end of the Castle Town, providing a game-long sidequest, and speaks as though he knows more than he rightly should about the current state of the kingdom/world. Beedle, unlike the other two, is a genuinely good guy who just happens to live in a less than stellar place: his shop is on the edge of the bad part of town, and he knows Link as that kid who occasionally nicks something from the shop. He’s too kind to do much about it, though.
keep peddling ur sketchy masks and hobbling around like the impish weirdo u r and ill wipe that smile off ur face with a magic sword.
In lieu of that fanmade video that’s been floating around lately…had an itch to scratch!
casually draws my friend’s muse happy masking to all
I’m done with this. I’m not touching it anymore here you go. I started this because I thought it would be fun, after seeing Bees go to town with her photogenic happy mask salesguy. Then I made the mistake of showing it to her and she made me finish it.
Bees is a cruel mistress.
" Maybe~ I guess we will never know "
sometimes i like to ruin my drawings
Hello, Pip! How is my favorite successor doing?
Oh good lord. Hi, I’m fine, eatin’ food, gettin’ laid, y’now, whatever.
"Wait, getting laid?"
"Problem, Khonsu?"
"As long as you use protection, I’m fine with it."
“In your bed”
"…why."
"Specifically to make you ask that."
"Well, at least you did it somewhere comfortable."
"I—damn it that was not the reaction I was hoping for. Harumph."
"Ha ha."
Hello, Pip! How is my favorite successor doing?
Oh good lord. Hi, I’m fine, eatin’ food, gettin’ laid, y’now, whatever.
"Wait, getting laid?"
"Problem, Khonsu?"
"As long as you use protection, I’m fine with it."
“In your bed”
"…why."
"Specifically to make you ask that."
"Well, at least you did it somewhere comfortable."
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People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand...