[versacekardashian]

When you see a spider by your foot:

When water gets into your ear:

When your mom tells you to take out the trash:

When your hair gets in front of your face:

When you’re too tired to walk up the stairs:

???:

[inwardglow]

this fucking gifset gets me every time

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

I think you’re looking for “when you walk into a strip club” on that last one

[aidashakur]

[sleepnoises]

[perkistani]

[memeuplift]

[virfujiwara]

Me @ me

[lyinginthedark]

Friend: So like… You still like One Direction?

Me:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[juststemthings]

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

[userboxer]

[frogmp3]

me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower

me:

[long-ago-1234567890]

[long-ago-1234567890]

[marsixm]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[somecutething]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“HOOMAN

HOOMAN THE SURFACE IS ALIVE

FLEE TO SAFETY”

[galactic-dragoness]

When AO3 goes down

[valtsv]

me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:

my long-suffering friends and followers:

[bluelixn]

That one mutual who shares all of your new interests 

[ealeczander]

Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye

[cranberrybogfrog]