definitely NOT porn

I'm Kenz, I don't do shit on here

[rslashrats]

i think some of you need to eat a slice of cheesecake and listen to ambient rain noises ten hours

[rattyzombie]

I want you to know I did this exact thing yesterday and it was so surreal seeing this post I thought I wrote it in my sleep

[rslashrats]

you are one of my sims

[bitchesofostwick]

[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[loverspond-remade]

[choko-lates-choka]

[ritasv]

He’s gone walkabout….

[pennie-dreadful]

Look can cephalapods pick a later time to start evolving into land animals, we’ve got enough going on right now.

[femur-theif]

[hideur-pickle-jars]

Get the fuck back in the water, grandpa

[deadredactedwalking-deactivated]

It’s the apocalypse they have to start now for splatoon

[piecks-nose]

og

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[mylordshesacactus]

[wahtdahel-blog]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

if i say i’m a leftist don’t ask me what branch of leftism do i follow or what old white male revolutionary scholars i have read just know that i want everyone to eat food every day and i’m vibing

[babettesfeast-deactivated202105]

Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that. Isn’t that a wonderful beginning?

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

[catchymemes]

[peerless-cucumber]

[senatortedcruz]

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

[allow-me-to-speak]

Nothing is funnier to me than all of Donald's immediate neighbors unanimously going "you're fucking intolerable, goodbye"

[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[mentalhealth]

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

[soil-boy]

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

[teathattast]