[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[kaylabeemarie]

Bat babies 🦇

[gaytanic-panic]

[theconcealedweapon]

[corrodedparadox]

Something’s wrong with my dog I think it’s gay

[sacred-portal]

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[april]

ⓘ Tip But watch out.

[catchymemes]

[jumese]

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

[jumese]

[deirdreskye]

[skygenders]

It’s always older women that comment on my weight loss unprompted like let’s have some manners.

[skygenders]

Well that was actually workplace sexual harassment

[skygenders]

Going through the process of reporting it and my postmaster said the unions don’t need to be involved. Not only do I get to tell whoever I want to, it was a union steward so like yeah…they are involved.

[thrunkling666]

I want to get a boob job after I die so that at my open casket funeral when everyone's looking at my beautiful body they'll all be like did the mortician...? no....

[voltaspistol]

[chaoscodex]

LITERAL ICON HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL IS AMAZING

[themythicalcodfish]

what a fascinating woman

[thebreakfastgenie]

Sooooo few people are actually willing to defend the basic human rights of people who have committed crimes. Like I know it's not fun but if you genuinely believe in human rights as a concept you can't be okay with the state violating them in prisons I'm sorrrrry. Having moral principles is not always a fun time.

[aetherograph]

[vampirejuno]

Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

[eroscestlavie]

you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

[eroscestlavie]

you literally either get it or you gont

[cearamorran]

midnight snack 🌙

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself