[3jane-rosen]

who wants to go with me to that town i see in my restless dreams

[squeakitties]

[allsadnshit]

"No one cares about how long your run was"

"No one cares if you baked something"

Wrong bitch - I'm locked in. Post the little map thingy from the app, I won't even know what it means and I'll like it. Post your first upside down cake or homemade pizza crust attempt, I'm in there and I'm smashing the like button.

[dorothylarouge]

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

[lagtrainzzz]

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

[dorothylarouge]

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

[freebasegod]

i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet

[spookykobold]

@shit-hdb-would-say

[horreurscopes]

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

[spookykobold]

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

[post-dragonifier]

🐉💖Get dragonified!💖🐉

i' m dromething of a drigeons and drats mydrelf

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spookykobold]

the simple 2-legged walker is my spirit animal

[konoko]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: when your friend dress up like a model (cr 迷人的装兔兔)

[stupidpetface]

[naamahdarling]

Opposite energy of the TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE cat.

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

[naamahdarling]

"'Twas I who set the house ablaze?!" D:

[ianthes-ugly-laughing-tag]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[bodyfarm]

[caninecranium]

German Schandmaske (Mask of Shame) in the shape of a wolf’s head.

Source: 1, 2

[sitstaystoned]

“A German mask of disgrace in the shape of a wolf’s head, 16th/17th century. Forged iron. A mask made from riveted bar stock with pronounced teeth and ears attached by rivets. Two piece, hinged neckband. At the nape of the neck loops for a padlock. Length 40 cm. A mask of disgrace in the shape of a wolf’s head was placed on those pilloried for deeds of violence.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

About 20% of you think the wolf shame mask is sexy don’t you

[oneplusoneequalsfish]

You’re really lowballing that percentage, my dude.

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[spookykobold]

Is that furry bdsm gear?

[everythingfox]

Discussing baby’s future

[melodiusfaux]

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

[pb-dot]

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

[catfindr]

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Wawa hoagie

[flinkelinks]

when it’s suddenly 4 AM and you’re still awake

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

I only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I'm fresh

[creatures-in-posts]

This creature is fresh

[starsprlte]

i made myself a bumper sticker

[adachi-rei-00]

do u have the image u used for this i want to buy a bumper sticker with that image very badly

[starsprlte]

you know what? sure! everyone put neru higurashi on your car

[hellsitegenetics]

no post today king? :(

too busy slogging hog

[solipsisticworm]

String identified:

hog

Closest match: Hog

Common name: The slogger

[spookykobold]

who up sloggin they hog