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well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive
we dont talk about cabbage enough. everyone take my hand let's all get really into cabbage. let's all sit in a big circle and study Korean cuisine for a while and get really into cabbage. we can do sauerkraut too. surely everyone in the world has something exciting to teach us about what to do with cabbage. OK? come on its time for cabbage
Please find below my recipe for the best cabbage soup you will ever eat:
Comforting Cabbage Soup
1/2 cup olive oil
1 large cabbage (approximately 2lbs), chopped finely/shredded. (Napa or Savoy are best for this recipe but you can use any cabbage--just remove any tough leaves and the core.)
1 small onion, chopped fine (approximately a 1/2 cup)
2 cloves garlic, chopped fine (approximately 2 tablespoons)
1 tablespoon white wine or white balsamic vinegar
3 cups of broth (any kind--chicken, vegetable or beef)
2/3rd cup uncooked orzo or rice
Salt and fresh ground pepper to taste
1-2 tablespoons butter (optional)
1/2 cup freshly grated parmesan, and a bit more for serving [do not substitute pre-grated, the texture is important]
chopped fresh parsley for serving (optional)
Heat the olive oil in a soup pot on medium, and add the onion, cooking until deep golden yellow. Lower heat slightly and add garlic, cooking until lightly golden as well. Add cabbage and coat completely in oil, stirring until it begins to wilt. Add salt, pepper and vinegar and then stir again to integrate these. Reduce heat to low, cover and cook for at least 90 minutes, stirring occasionally, until cabbage is completely softened. [Note: if short on time, this can be done quicker at a higher temp if you stir constantly] Add a few tablespoons of water if the pot gets too low on liquid. Once cabbage is completely soft, golden, and resembles caramelized onions, add broth, bring heat back up to medium and bring to a boil.
Add orzo or rice and then lower to a simmer, covering and cooking for about 5-8 minutes for orzo, or 15-20 minutes for rice, until it is just tender, but still a bit firm--al dente. [You can also use leftover pre-cooked rice, just add it in here and let it simmer long enough to heat through] Turn heat off and adjust salt and if needed, then swirl in a bit of butter if you want a richer soup. Grate in parmesan and stir.
Serve hot with a sprinkling of (optional) fresh parsley and additional parmesan grated on top, as well as a quick grind of fresh pepper.
elon musk is officially the world’s first trillionaire
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.
"Wow, you're really good at this, you should do this professionally" okay but have you considered that I don't want to because that would suck all the fun out of this thing that I do for fun and entertainment and it's actually a conscious choice to not do this professionally because that would destroy the very reason I do this to begin with
"You should monetize this hobby" You should go outside and leave me alone
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings."
Brutus contemplates Cassius' words.
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
if magic was real I'd get really into wizardry long enough to learn like 3 spells then move on and 4 years later id be like oh yeah I remember how to summon flame. probably. and then id do all the hand motions out of order and explode
So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?
And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME
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I've had this comment in my brain for years and I have to remind myself it's never been a well known thing and i cant reference it and expect anyone to know what im talking about
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down
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i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight
She's like 6 years old, Greg's at least 12, maybe 13. She's ornery for sure, but he's wily. He could take her, easy
she would bite his jugular like a feral dog and he would die