The Stars and Planets

A place where I will look out for Jane. There are many strange people here, it seems, with terrible grammar.

[frostblooded]

I don't know about you, but I had a lovely evening.

My brother has fallen asleep on his keys.  Dr. Foster is currently helping him to their room.

[drselvig-blog]

Wait wait wait wait.

You are… here. 

As in, within the vicinity of Jane. 

As in, a ‘you could touch her if you wanted to’ area.

As in, a ‘I will murder you if you get any closer’ area.

[frostblooded]

Mmmhmm.  I’m quite tired myself, so you’ll have to continue the fruitless hand-wringing tomorrow, Dr. Selvig.

[drselvig-blog]

Stick around, and I will pay you a visit and tear out your eyeballs.

It's been so long since I've seen everyone. I've just been so busy with my research. 

[frostblooded]

I don't know about you, but I had a lovely evening.

My brother has fallen asleep on his keys.  Dr. Foster is currently helping him to their room.

[drselvig-blog]

Wait wait wait wait.

You are... here. 

As in, within the vicinity of Jane. 

As in, a 'you could touch her if you wanted to' area.

As in, a 'I will murder you if you get any closer' area.

[drselvig-blog]

Hello everyone, how are th---

…

Oh dear. 

Perhaps I should jut go back to work. 

[number1odinson-blog]

yiu wull come ovr tomorroew then? Bcnneaus I thusly Waksman sm..” .„b

[drselvig-blog]

Er.

Yes.

I will.

[drselvig-blog]

falconrune replied to your post: Hello everyone, how are th—-

Hi Doc, how are you

Confused. 

I get back from an extended research opportunity in Norway and I come back to…

This. 

What exactly did I come back to? Can someone tell me?

[falconrune]

Jane made cake and Thor shared the cake with Loki because he wanted Loki to be bros with him again and then Loki cast a spell so Thor got drunk from chocolate and now Thor is being an drunken dummy

[drselvig-blog]

Oh well. 

If that's all, then I feel better about things. 

[drselvig-blog]

falconrune replied to your post: Hello everyone, how are th---

Hi Doc, how are you

Confused. 

I get back from an extended research opportunity in Norway and I come back to...

This. 

What exactly did I come back to? Can someone tell me?

[drselvig-blog]

Hello everyone, how are th---

...

Oh dear. 

Perhaps I should jut go back to work. 

[number1odinson-blog]

Loki,

Gather your belongings. We have returned from Asgard and the time has come to deal with the threat you unleashed.

Malekith must be dealt with. 

[frostblooded]

Look at you, so demanding.  What makes you think I’m going to lift a finger to help?

[drselvig-blog]

Because this is all your fault. 

[frostblooded]

brother

[gowebgo-blog]

So when they destroy our world and finally come after you, you can be like, “LOL DUDES IT WAS JUST A JOKE”

“OH MAN”

“HAHAHA I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU SO BAD!”

“YOU DID. YOU GOT US PRETTY BAD, MAN.”

And then they kill you and everyone is dead.

[frostblooded]

I’ve heard that freezing to death is quite peaceful.

[drselvig-blog]

Yes after you get over the frostbite. 

[frostblooded]

brother

[drselvig-blog]

That name sounds decidedly evil and malicious. 

I assume this entire situation will lead to some ultimate team-up of Loki and Thor, culminating in a climax of hurt feelings, burned egos, broken hearts, and a very cold winter here on Earth.

Greeeeeeeat. 

[falconrune]

Or maybe a happy ending for once, with everyone enjoying Christmas together as one big barely-functioning family…?

Or not…?

[drselvig-blog]

The fact that you tagged your post with #Casketgate 2011 is very telling.

This will not end well. 

[frostblooded]

brother

[frostblooded]

No, fool.  It was my OWN wardrobe, so to speak, and I assure you that it was locked.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Assuming that you can actually create a space separate from this plane of existence entirely is a joke in and of itself. You’re as much an owner of that space as Christopher Columbus when he just managed to stumble into a continent where people were already living. 

What makes you think you were the only one there, huh? Because clearly someone else had their hand in the cookie jar.

[frostblooded]

I can and did create that space.  Your analogy is entirely false, as I did not uncover new land, but rather summoned that land up out of nothing.  At any rate, this is tiresome: you may either accept reality or not, but the fact of the matter is, the Casket is not in my possession.

And, after having had a moment to consider, I think I have a guess as to who took it.  

[number1odinson-blog]

Out with it already. 

[frostblooded]

I wasn’t entirely lying about my visit to Svartalfheim back then, you know.

[number1odinson-blog]

…The Dark Elves.

Malekith.

[drselvig-blog]

That name sounds decidedly evil and malicious. 

I assume this entire situation will lead to some ultimate team-up of Loki and Thor, culminating in a climax of hurt feelings, burned egos, broken hearts, and a very cold winter here on Earth.

Greeeeeeeat. 

[frostblooded]

brother

[frostblooded]

No, fool.  It was my OWN wardrobe, so to speak, and I assure you that it was locked.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Assuming that you can actually create a space separate from this plane of existence entirely is a joke in and of itself. You’re as much an owner of that space as Christopher Columbus when he just managed to stumble into a continent where people were already living. 

What makes you think you were the only one there, huh? Because clearly someone else had their hand in the cookie jar.

[frostblooded]

I can and did create that space.  Your analogy is entirely false, as I did not uncover new land, but rather summoned that land up out of nothing.  At any rate, this is tiresome: you may either accept reality or not, but the fact of the matter is, the Casket is not in my possession.

And, after having had a moment to consider, I think I have a guess as to who took it.  

[number1odinson-blog]

Out with it already. 

[frostblooded]

I wasn’t entirely lying about my visit to Svartalfheim back then, you know.

[drselvig-blog]

And what does THAT mean?

[frostblooded]

brother

[frostblooded]

No, fool.  It was my OWN wardrobe, so to speak, and I assure you that it was locked.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

Assuming that you can actually create a space separate from this plane of existence entirely is a joke in and of itself. You’re as much an owner of that space as Christopher Columbus when he just managed to stumble into a continent where people were already living. 

What makes you think you were the only one there, huh? Because clearly someone else had their hand in the cookie jar.

[frostblooded]

I can and did create that space.  Your analogy is entirely false, as I did not uncover new land, but rather summoned that land up out of nothing.  At any rate, this is tiresome: you may either accept reality or not, but the fact of the matter is, the Casket is not in my possession.

And, after having had a moment to consider, I think I have a guess as to who took it.  

[drselvig-blog]

Would you mind enlightening us, then?

[frostblooded]

brother

[frostblooded]

Most of the time I keep it in … hold on, I’m not sure how to describe this for your limited brain function … let’s call it an artificially created pocket of space.  Theoretically, no one should be able to access this pocket but me.  And yet, someone has apparently picked it.

[gammapulsed]

Is it a space created by you or did you only create a way to access space that was already available?

[frostblooded]

The former.

[fatherofinnovention-blog]

So in other words, Mortimer, you cut a back hole into someone else’s wardrobe and now you’re wondering why it’s gone? 

[frostblooded]

No, fool.  It was my OWN wardrobe, so to speak, and I assure you that it was locked.

[drselvig-blog]

As long as such a pocket exists many could find ways to access it. 

I'm sure there is someone in this damned world with the ability to bend space and reach into custom made pockets of existence. 

[frostblooded]

brother

[gowebgo-blog]

NOOOOOOO! DON’T LET IT HAPPEN, THOR!

Those movies are terrible!

[frostblooded]

Good to see that your sparkling wit hasn’t dimmed in the slightest.

[gowebgo-blog]

Good to see that you still seem to really enjoy stating the obvious, bro.

[drselvig-blog]

Good to see nothing constructive is being done in this situation. 

[gowebgo-blog]

Well, Mr. Grumpyboxers, I have sent Black Cat a message. She’s a career criminal, and a specialist in stealing shiny, valuable things. So if there’s any buzz going around about that Casket of Winters thing (look how ominous it looks when I capitalize the letters!) then she would hear about it.

[drselvig-blog]

Well, it's a start.

[frostblooded]

brother

[frostblooded]

I didn’t lose it.  Someone stole the thing.  I’m only saying that if you start feeling rather more of a chill around here than usual, it isn’t my fault.

[number1odinson-blog]

And you’ve no idea who the person responsible might be?

Loki, the only creature in all the Nine Realms capable of stealing from you is you.

[frostblooded]

 I am not about to fall for another trick.

Truly, I’m wounded by your accusation.  I was only trying to warn you, after all.  But, if you’d like to let humanity fall into another Ice Age, I suppose that’s your business …

[gowebgo-blog]

NOOOOOOO! DON’T LET IT HAPPEN, THOR!

Those movies are terrible!

[frostblooded]

Good to see that your sparkling wit hasn’t dimmed in the slightest.

[gowebgo-blog]

Good to see that you still seem to really enjoy stating the obvious, bro.

[drselvig-blog]

Good to see nothing constructive is being done in this situation. 

[frostblooded]

brother

There might be a … little … small … microscopic problem.

[number1odinson-blog]

What have you done this time? 

[frostblooded]

I haven’t done anything.  

The Casket of Winter, however, has been, ah, misplaced.

[number1odinson-blog]

…

You’ve LOST it??? 

[frostblooded]

I didn’t lose it.  Someone stole the thing.  I’m only saying that if you start feeling rather more of a chill around here than usual, it isn’t my fault.

[number1odinson-blog]

And you’ve no idea who the person responsible might be?

Loki, the only creature in all the Nine Realms capable of stealing from you is you.

[drselvig-blog]

Dear God if this is the truth I say we are in a whole load of trouble. 

[falconrune]

#anyway #some of you have potential #just not anybody named 'anne'

H-HEY!!

Don’t think I can’t see that stuff!!!

[frostblooded]

Hugs and kisses.

[falconrune]

>:c

>:’c

[drselvig-blog]

Don't accept them, child. Run. I hear they are poisonous.