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nathanielaaron

omghotmemes

😂

sharper-and-bigger

I got a transparent sheet of plastic with 1cm grid on it. Nobody has instructed me to go for some grid squares yet, but when they do, I’m going to whip it out an announce that I brought my own.

disgruntledseagull

When I was nineteen I spent an entire fruitless afternoon searching my way up a half finished highrise for the “skyhook”, capped off by getting yelled at hardcore by the crane operator once the guys at the top told me he had it.

There must have been twenty guys that went along with the joke ffs.

paladin-of-the-pleiades

The hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive

sharper-and-bigger

listen buddy, I’m going to need you to grab a trash bag and collect an exhaust sample

go get the humvee keys from first sergeant, I’ll meet you outside

txgunnersmate

Deck Dept put two boots on “Mail Buoy Watch” while we were at sea in the South China Sea. They put on life jackets and safety lines and were given comms, then were hung in cages out both sides of the fo'c'sle.

They were there until the watch changed. Good times

gentleman-sockmonkey-rises-deac

@txgunnersmate Haha we’d send the boots up on the flight deck with shitcan bags to take air samples and down to the AK’s storeroom with requests for relative bearing grease…😄😄😄

txgunnersmate

The fuckery never ends. lol

freetheshit-outofyou

Sending a new Private to the Company Supply Sergeant to get paint for the E-5 Board, only to have the supply Sergeant to come in where all us E-4’s were with the private in tow saying you know “you can only get paint for the E-5 board from Battalion Supply, so one of you need’s to take him there……”

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