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@drthrockyy
im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything
one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate
> turns on my computer
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> opens my email
> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default
> launches a software
> disables a new AI fea
"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.
#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified
It's a good shape!
don’t be so fond of your memories you forget the beauty in making new ones
can you fucking please look at yourself with the eyes of a lover? fuck
just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird
@ilexdiapason I think your guy has been spotted
well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
i wish i could feel emotions the normal amount
for every 1 minutes of work, grant yourself 100 minutes of unrewarding aimless phone time
funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing
the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week
Honestly this is one of the best formatted jokes of all time.
I called my brother a wifeguy and he was like “what’s that” so I told it’s a man who’s obsessed with his wife, and there was a pause as he went through all 5 stages of grief in about 20 seconds, and then said, “well what do other people do??”
to love someone is firstly to confess: i'm prepared to be devastated by you.
don’t be so fond of your memories you forget the beauty in making new ones
teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before
kid named the hand that feeds: