Morally Questionable

My name's Del ✶ She/Her, ce/cir, fae/faer ✶ Aspec ✶ Aspiring writer who doesn't write ✶ I hyperfixate on things sporadically, so expect to see me post solely about one specific fandom for a few months then never again.

[stabbydragon]

Decided to finally make an intro post so here it is.

You can call me Del, Dela, Stabby, whatever. I generally go by she/her but linguistically, the concept of gendered words, including pronouns, is kind of stupid so feel free to call me anything except he/him or it. I am aroace.

my hobbies are comprised of reading, writing, embroidery and homicide/j. I'm also trying to get more into other textile arts and jewelry making

I accept asks from everyone and DMs from all mutuals.

I am currently hyperfixating Batfam (i haven't fully made my way through the comics yet). My fandoms include :

Carmen Sandiego

Epic: the Musical

Ever After High

The Folk of the Air

Good Omens

Hamilton

Hamlet (and other shakespeare)

Helluva Boss

Kpop Demon Hunters

Maleficent (best movie of all time)

Miraculous Ladybug

Mo Dao Zu Shi/Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/The Untamed/Chen Qing Ling

My Little Pony

Next to Normal

Nimona

A Series of Unfortunate Events (best show of all time)

The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Tangled The Series (Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure)

Throne of Glass

Wednesday

Wings of Fire

Also I am eternally bound to @seracresent via dark magic. Don’t question it.

[irlactualhuman]

Compliment them. That person you think has their shit together and wouldn't need it or want to hear it. They do. They absolutely do. Their shit is dispersed. I promise you. It is a shambles.

I've had someone tell me to my face that they would compliment me, but for the fact that I already know this or that about myself. Huh???? No. Sorry.

No I don't. In my weaker moments I become an ungrateful mud monkey that has never once internalized a compliment

I adore being told you like me or something I've done. It sustains me, and in my weaker moments when I forget that life is good and happy, you might catch me before I fall.

You ever had someone catch you like that? You can do it too. The ones that catch you have been you in that moment before and know they will be again.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[thebat-musicman]

jason todd should never ever interact with characters who can break the fourth wall because if he does, he might find out that the world VOTED to kill him for the crime of not being dick grayson, and i fear the power of friendship will not be able to bring him out of the killing spree he’d go on

[discowing-ding]

picture this: ur robbing a store in gotham city and out of the shadows u hear a laugh and someone says "does it smell like uprobin in here to u?"

like an idiot u ask, "what's uprobin?"

and then u get backflip kicked in the face by a 13yr old in an armored leotard

[dirixxarsn]

hating red hood is one thing and i can see people's arguments on that but as soon as they turn it on jaybin its on sight

[shuravf]

Twin prides of Yunmeng 🪷

[fagstaynight]

the amazing digital circle ⭕️

[fagstaynight]

You all hate me. You think I’m a hack. You just don’t understand my art anymore. This isn’t for you. It’s for me.

[sexycraisinthanos]

Congratulations that’s actually the plot of the show

[mylittlemesseduphead]

it sucks how people dont let you talk about your psychotic experiences and immediately just go "see a doctor about that" or "i am not qualified to help with this" like i actually am not asking you to fix this i just need someone to listen to me because this experience is incredibly isolating and lonely and scary and no one seems to be able to deal with me when i really just need a friend. like why is it ok to talk about your autism or adhd struggles but as soon as it is psychosis it is chucked in the too hard basket.

[thedogeveryonehates]

[moniquill]

[were--ralph]

why be bisexual when you can be trisexual and fuck the isosceles out of that triangle

[strawberry-crocodile]

me whenever I see posts about how canon is shit and can be discarded

[strawberry-crocodile]

re: everyone stomping their feet and loudly whining in the notes

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[chrysa3tos]

credit to @lillowing for the inspo hehe

[cimicherrychanga]

"i lost weight" girl i'll help you find it??? get in the car

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

This is how I think the BatBurger place trains their employees for dealing with the Batfam.

Mark, the manager: Okay. So. We do pride ourselves on being the establishment of choice for the vigilantes of Gotham.

That means you will be serving the Bats. And there are a couple ground rules.

Now. Unfortunately this has happened enough times that it is a rule. Do not flirt with Nightwing. I know he starts it, he's joking, don't finish it. That's just an HR demand waiting to happen. And I will fire you.

Second. If Red Hood comes, don't ask him if he wants his fries jokerized. Just do it. He does want them jokerized but don't mention it.

Uhh, fair warning, the middle one will stalk you. Just for a bit. It's normal I think, he's just doing a background check. That's my bad, apparently I hired a 'Shadow' once, whatever the fuck that means.

The yellow one and the purple one, are cool. Yellow comes mostly during the day, so you don't have to worry. And if Purple drops any glitter just sweep after she leaves.

The one that looks like Batman but gender-bend is cool too, but you're not allowed to say 'yes' if she offers teaching you self defense. That's an order from Corporate.

Do not. –Listen to me– Do. Not. Serve the little one meat. I don't care if you're tired. I don't care if there aren't any veggie options left. You don't serve him meat. He's a vegetarian, last guy to get it mixed up is the reason why we have a job opening, got it?

And lastly. If ANY of them is actively bleeding or looks worse for wear, you press this button and don't say anything. It sends Batman a message and he pays us extra if we let him know his kids are hurt.

Mark, the manager: Any questions?

[robs-your-robins]

The Riddler probably has such an up and down relationship with the Robins because they all tend to tackle things differently and he’s always so thrown by how they handle his riddles.

The Riddler: To free Batman from my trap, you must answer this riddle, little bird. I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

Dick, eight years old and freshly Robin: *thinking really hard*

The Riddler looking at Batman dangling upside down: ?

Batman: He just needs an extra minute.

The Riddler:

Batman: English isn’t his first langauge.

The Riddler, feeling a little bad: oh, that’s… take your time, buddy.

Jason, twelve years old: *lifting a hand*

The Riddler: -uh, yes?

Jason: Can you repeat that? The riddle?

The Riddler: um, yeah, sure. I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?

Jason: Yeah, you’re a map but when you’re talking about multiple species of fish, which you probably are, you can say fishes. If you’re using fish, you’re only talking about one species.

The Riddler:

Jason: I just think you should know that. You know as a “genius”

The Riddler: The more you take, the more you -

Tim: Footsteps, where’s Batman?

The Riddler: No, you have to let me-

Tim: Nuh-uh

The Riddler: The fuck do you mean “nuh-uh”? Who raised you?

Tim, on two hours sleep, with two essays due on this fine Thursday night: *fucking launches himself at The Riddler*

The Riddler: I wear a mask but not to hide,

Steph: It's you. You're the answer.

The Riddler: You have to let me finish.

Steph, mimicking him: YOu HaVE tO LEt mE FIniSH

The Riddler: I have-

Damian: *launches himself at the Riddler*

The Riddler: Batman, fuck, FUCK, he’s fucking biting me-