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super-dragon

I would have reblogged without the threat, you ass!

In need of some positive vibes 😔

May I remind you that it was your decision, not mine, that got us into this mess.

I need someone and I'm all alone. I will always have to endure this alone.

marisatomay

Every Adult In “Harry Potter” Let Us Down At Some Point And That’s Important a 900 page dissertation by me

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And that includes Joanne Kathleen Rowling a tear stained afterword by me

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Hagrid Is The Exception a rebuttal by me

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The Time Hagrid Told Voldemort How to Take Out Something Protecting an Object that Grants Immortality When He Was Drunk and Other Well-Meaning Fuck Ups a lengthy chapter

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You’re Absolutely Right a retraction

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How dare you assume Molly Weasley has done anything wrong ever

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That Time Molly Yelled At The Twins And Ron For Saving Harry From Abuse And Starvation, Thus Likely Communicating To The Abused Kid In Her Presence That His Welfare Was Less Important Than Not Borrowing The Car, That Time Molly Was Utterly Condescending About How Harry Is A Child And Doesn’t Deserve To Know Anything In A Way That Probably Heightened His Determination To Prove Otherwise, That Time Molly Said The Twins Put Together Aren’t As Good As Any Of Their Brothers Over OWL Results That They Worked Hard On And Were Proud Of, That Time Molly Forcibly Cut Her Adult Son’s Hair Right Before His Wedding, That Time Molly Spent A Year Being Mean And Rejectful Toward Her Son’s Fiancee, That Time Molly Sent Hermione A Deliberate “Fuck You” Present For Easter Because She Believed A False Story Written In Witch Weekly Without Making Any Attempt To Ask The People Actually Involved, Those Times She Made Her Youngest Son’s Christmas Sweaters His Least Favorite Color, And Every Time She Belittled Her Husband’s Hobby, The Twins’ Interests, And Bill’s Appearance Because She Couldn’t Be Bothered To Understand Or Value Or Even Be Kind About Them a detailed reminder that no one’s perfect and sometimes what one person doesn’t mind or see hits another person hard

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Florean Fortescue Just Wanted To Sell Some Ice Cream And Help Harry With His Homework He Is The Only Adult Who Didn’t Mess Up Until Getting Killed By Voldemort, RIP an increasingly strident addendum by me

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OK You’re Absolutely Right Florean Fortescue Was In Fact Perfect As Far As I’m Aware a concession by me

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“People grow when they are loved well. If you want to help others heal, love them without an agenda.”

— Mike McHargue (via quotemadness)

darkmoron

Baby boomers: why don’t millennials just work 2 jobs?

Minimum wage jobs: ok so we need at least 4 full days of availability, must work holidays, can’t request a set schedule, must work weekends, and you will never know what day or what time you are gonna work until the schedule comes out :)

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Millennials: so we’ll get the schedule two weeks in advance right?

Minimum wage job: nah

Millennials: so when will we get it?

Minimum wage job: it’s a surprise :)

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maneki-kat

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

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Natural swimming pools are made of aquatic plants and naturally occurring bacteria that not only filter the water, they also contribute to the landscaping. (Source)

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“Not use collective punishment as it is not fair on the many people who did nothing and under the 1949 Geneva Conventions it is a war crime.”

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Wait it’s a fucking WAR CRIME?!?! I mean that might not be 100% accurate but now I gotta know

tlitookilakin

holy crap, collective punishment is a war crime.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Geneva_Convention#Collective_punishments

and according to the exact legal phrasing-

No protected person may be punished for an offense he or she has not personally committed. Collective penalties and likewise all measures of intimidation or of terrorism are prohibited.

This technically counts, as students are civilians, and thus considered a “protected person”. So yes, collective classroom punishment breaks the fourth Geneva Convention, and she should be rewarded for standing up for human rights and doing her research.

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Power-move: accuse your teacher of a war crime using knowledge they supplied you with

Cut out my tongue, slice off my hands and leave me to die. If it's always better off that I don't say anything and suffer in silence, I'd rather die.

Even when I try to do the right thing, it ends up being wrong.

When I try to say "I'm sorry" for thinking I was okay and would continue to be when I wasn't falls on deaf ears and once again I find myself broken.

This time, however, it was my fault.

It's sinking in that one of these days my best friends absence is no longer just going to be temporary. Some day she's going to move to another state or maybe even another country and I won't be able to call her at 2am and say "hey, I'm going through some shit, I'm coming over" or ask her to come over to mine for hot cocoa and cookies.

I know that she has a need to travel and I just want her to be happy. Right now, however, I'm heartbroken at the thought that when I come home from this trip, I won't be able to see her right away or sit in my bed, telling her all about my adventures.

And beyond that, there's the subject of my Fiancé going home in October. I feel like I'm running out of time. I don't know when I'll be able to see him again or how long it's going to take to get us moved and on our feet, ready to start the family we've been talking about. It seems like life likes to keep throwing obstacles at us and at this point I dont know if this is life just testing us or warning us to stop while we're ahead. But I can't imagine my life without him.

I feel like I'm running out of time and I've barely even started.

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Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”