Oh honey

I’ve morphed into a BTS heavy blog.

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[aquamarinealyssa]

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[penandinkprincess]

okay but ilya fixing his hair and posturing up as he opens the door to his house because he's clearly trying to look very impressive and sexy-

-only to IMMEDIATELY lose shane's interest to the architecture of his house

is SO goddamn funny

[penandinkprincess]

i am posting this with your tags @no-lovelorn-hazard because the words "you little zillow slut" took me OUT

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

apsopring bloo

[the-big-mood]

[seiya234]

can’t believe i forgot to post the single best piece of graffiti ive ever seen

[should-be-sleeping]

Marriage of The Rats!

[hellyeahheistbooks]

Post-marriage Shane and Ilya are on opposite teams at an All Stars game and some poor soul with a microphone walks up to Shane and is like "Mr. Hollander, how does it feel to be playing against your husband after being on the same team together?" And he's waiting for some answer like I love him I can't wait to be back on the same team and this is all fun and games but Shane "Would Rather Die Than Lose At Anything" Hollander looks him dead in the eyes and says "It's been too long since I've kicked Rozanov's ass on the ice. I don't care if he's my husband I want him crying by the end of the game. He needs a reminder of who's the best player in the league."

And then he just walks away, leaving that gobsmacked reporter behind him. Shane and Ilya get on the ice and are so clearly thrilled to finally be playing against each other again that every other player gets the sneaking suspicion that they're all collectively sitting in the cuck chair. The weekend ends and Shane has scored one more goal than Ilya and in every single interview they give Shane is just sitting there smugly while Ilya proclaims that Shane is sleeping on the couch for at least a week. They're holding hands the whole time.

[teaboot]

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

[autisticexpression]

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

[teaboot]

Round One

[timugamaileilani]

Dog toy

[teaboot]

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

[trannykong]

D-dog...toy?

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[swan2swan]

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[aracle]

i want y'all to know this comic/video literally changed my life because now whenever i’m too scared to do a thing that i really want, i just hear “YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN’T A fUcKiNg CoWaRd!!!!” in my head in this exact voice and intonation and then i’m able to do the thing.

[luminarai]

Oh nooo I hadn’t noticed that my cat’s automatic feeder was getting low on food so as usual she dashed off when she heard the machine start but I couldn’t hear the usual sound of her food falling into the bowl so I went to look and my poor cat was just. Sitting there. Staring at her empty food bowl. Then for a second she glanced up at me then right back to her bowl with the biggest, saddest, most bewildered eyes you could ever imagine on such a small creature. I filled her bowl and the machine right away ofc but I still feel a little guilty 😭

[luminarai]

Quick artist’s rendition

[luminarai]

HOW did this get this many notes in less than 24 hours?????

Also, in case anyone was worried, rest assured mim the local void is missing no meals

[mystery-incorporated-whore]

op I need you to know that I cropped this as a reaction image like a year and a half ago and use it ALL the fucking time

to a few very specific discord servers this image is fundamentally tied to myself and my personality and my typing style

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[bl00dh0rs3]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

i’m gently cupping every woman’s face when I say this: there are things far worse than being single at any age

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

do not let your loneliness convince you that indifference or someone who is constantly hot + cold is better than being alone. being misunderstood or unappreciated is a loneliness of its own

[cloudabserk]

silly comic

[ilya-sweetheart]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]