wish i knew

adult | any pronouns | queer | this blog is gay

[my-nida]

[rqbossman]

I'm always wary of reblogging Fanart. I don't like to play favourites and some people don't like the attention but sometimes something comes up that I feel it would be rude of me not to share. Great work, seriously.

[thesaart]

Lycaon

My headcanon for Lycaon is that he also uses mobility aids like a wheelchair and crutches and that he also has different kinds of prosthetics. The one I drew here is supposed to be way simpler and lighter than his normal ones. Also I just really love the thought that after a tough day he just sits either on his wheelchair or a comfortable sofa in his home hanging out with Rina and Corin and maybe Ellen as well and just having their little Bangboo make food for them all. I'd love to see what is under his eyepatch. My idea here is a big burn type scar that stretches quite a bit over his face.

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

[theaxolotlkween]

Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:

Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child

Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer

Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels

Has no clue what a joke is

Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London

Had to have two separate interventions

Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life

The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat

Allegedly participated in amdram

Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess

Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks

Knows nothing about library science

Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé

Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice

Asexual icon

Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode

Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally

Died for our Jonathan Sins

Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss

[jonnywaistcoat]

Mr. Waistcoat, there's a rather heated discussion about this question on hellsites such as Twitter & Tiktok, and I thought your opinion might be a valuable contribution.

Would you rather stumble across a bear or a man when alone in the woods?

Wish you a lovely day (preferably not alone in the woods),

drumla

This is a very bizarre question that I can only put down to the likelihood that the majority of Twitter/Tiktok users don't regularly go walking alone in the woods, 'cause, uh, you do meet people (including men), pretty regularly. And it's fine. Maybe you say hi or give each other a nod as you pass, but basically no-one is actually lurking in the woods with sinister intent. When you meet someone, chances are they are also just taking a walk. It's not impossible the encounter might be unpleasant, I suppose, but it's a pretty tiny possibility.

A bear, on the other hand... Depending on the type of bear, that's an encounter that has a comparatively high chance of going sideways.

I suppose my view might be slightly skewed by being a British man - passing other people in the woods generally only requires a nod of acknowledgement, whereas in a lot of other cultures (especially much of the US) I suspect the expectation of being drawn into small talk is much higher, which might be awkward or irritating. But still, y'know, better than a bear.

But yeah, 99% of the time neither the woods, nor people walking within them, are dangerous or scary, and I think the folks debating this question should get off social media and take a woodland walk, cause walking alone in the woods rules actually!

[drumla]

My bad, should've signed it with "(preferably alone in the woods)" then!

I mean, "go off social media, take a walk" is generally a good advice in any case.

Because, obviously, the actual conversation's happening more in a "true crime made me paranoid" kind of tone, rather than a "let's compare the fears and risks of potential violence from a geographical and societal point of view" one. The latter is actually pretty interesting.

Bear sightings are quite common in the area where I live, bear attacks? Very rare. Regular men either ignore you or show you a huge basket of mushrooms they've collected.

Hunters, on the other hand. Let's just say there's a risk of getting hurt or killed when you happen upon them. They're a huge group of stupid old people, some of whom have no idea how to differentiate between a boar and a person (mostly because they're too drunk to think straight).

So yeah, would I rather meet a bear or a man when alone in the woods? A man. Unless it's a man with a gun. Which, depending on the country, can vary from "unlikely" to "almost certain". In that case, a bear, please.

[drumla]

i wonder what would happen if crowley took adderall. would it calm him down? would he explode? who knows

[kiren-uwu]

[drumla]

edward teach is not beating the malewife allegations

[madseance]

"it's not queer fiction unless the queerness is explicitly declared in the text according to currently accepted terminology and in a way that meets the approval of the entire audience" I mean follow your heart I guess but I trust myself as a queer person to recognise queer themes

[madseance]

"but doesn't this risk giving the author undue credit for queer representation" I do not care about the author

[neil-gaiman]

Why?

Love.

[drumla]

[luppiart]

Don’t worry guys I’ll provide love I’ll save us all

[yesimadeanotherblogfuckoff]

“It starts, as it will end, with a garden.” WHAT IF IT ENDS WITH CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THEIR GARDEN OUTSIDE THEIR SOUTH DOWN COTTAGE WITH CROWLEY WATERING HIS PLANTS AND AZIRAPHALE ENJOYING A PASTRY AND READING

[drumla]

listen, what if season 3 starts with a minisode about crowley's trial and fall

[ahomoeroticopening]

🎵 Every day it’s a getting closer, time to get in the bathtub with my toaster 🎵

[drumla]

oh, the hozier edits for this season are gonna be INSANE

[artyphex]

I’m seeing some clowns. Stop it