damnslippyplanet

back on my bullshit: currently mostly about c-dramas and Thai BL, but hyperfixations are subject to change at the whim of management. (it me, i'm management.) Find me as damnslippyplanet @ ao3, or https://bsky.app/profile/damnslippy.slippy.me

[captain-price-returns]

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

[inwardhardar]

These scientists are frantically leaving haunting voice recordings and health packs around their lab as we speak. Look, that one's writing a message in blood on the wall.

[muirgilsdream]

A bee-keeper of Valeni village transports his bees in his bee wagon. Romania.

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[animentality]

[important-animal-images]

[nudityandnerdery]

New cosmology dropped, we know what's underneath the turtle now!

[greelin]

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

[greelin]

what the FUCK man.

[quasi-normalcy]

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

[metropolitanfemme]

This is literally how the shadow girls talk in utena

[blessyouhawkeye]

university bathroom stalls turn into performance art at a certain point

[au-roulette]

AU Roulette 2026 Sign-ups are officially open!

And with that, we are getting things started! As a brief reminder for those new to the event -- AU Roulette is a casual fic-writing challenge encouraging fanfic authors to play around with different types of alternate universe stories, which will be randomly assigned to each participant regardless of the fandom they sign up with.

Writers will be able to sign up from May 10th-31st with a fandom of their choice. At the start of June, each participant will be assigned three AUs from a masterlist using a random number generator. Each author will then have the choice of completing the challenge one, two, or all three of the AUs. Any fic exceeding a 500-word minimum will be considered a completion, so long as it employs the AU premise. Fics can then be posted at any point during the month of June.

As a reminder: The fandom you signed up with is used to filter AU assignments, in order to minimize re-rolls! (For example, someone signing up with "The Lord of the Rings" will not be assigned a High Fantasy AU). Please only sign-up with one fandom.

The sign-up link can be found here. Please feel free to spread it around and get the word out about this year's event!

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[jbt7493]

its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical

[aorish-deactivated20251222]

Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.

[e-102]

HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️

💀🧪

[veilchenvampir]

DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!

[e-102]

NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[rongzhi]

Wuling vans

English added by me :)

[plasticfangtastic]

my dream car

[gothspinsters]

please don’t ask about it @ richard gadd

[damnslippyplanet]

Trying to find my list of top five gayest TV stabbings to update it for Reasons and I can't find it so I'm worried my choices are 1) trawl through my downloaded twitter archive or 2) listen to the podcast episode where I talked about it and have to hear my own actual human voice saying words.

I think maybe I should just redraft it from scratch. Who's got a great gay stabbing to pitch me.

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]

[pitbolshevik]

Weird fact: there's kind of a divide in the car fucker community where the guys (it's all guys) who full on fuck the cars tend to be straight (and accordingly treat the cars as feminine) but the guys who get off on breathing in exhaust fumes/smoke tend to be gay (and accordingly have fantasies about other men revving their cars into their faces). There's definitely something psychosexual going on there.

i love learning new things on tumblr dot com

[damnslippyplanet]

Once many many years ago I stumbled across a website devoted to fan art of dragons fucking cars, and now I suddenly really want to know how the dragon-specific car fuckers fit into the human-car-fucker community, do they fight, are there heterosexual guys who are into the dragons, do they want to be the dragon or the car, I have questions.

[pitbolshevik]

the dragon/car fucking is actually weirdly common to the point where it's a meme. there is (was?) an entire subreddit dedicated to it

[damnslippyplanet]

Incredible, TIL.