Lemon

Please defeat my (Mika’s) seven evil exes he/him TTRPG

[brittany-murphy]

9-1-1, Mother's Boy (S09E13)

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[pokemon]

Would you get Grubbin a Soda Pop? 

[pokemon]

Grubbin gets a sody pop as a treat

[letalisotium]

based on this post

[eurodynamic]

KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE II (2025) -> Oratores ｜ Came for Hans Deliverance mod

[eurodynamic]

"don't worry, i've no interest in your hairy arse!" he lied, like a liar

KINGDOM COME: DELIVERANCE (2018) -> Next to Godliness (+ Foreshadowing)

[guildensternsrose]

[shmuel-ben-sarah-kcd2]

[vanity-complex]

Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip

[vanity-complex]

“But I’ll feel bad if you don’t cum!”

Okay? I said I don’t care? I just want to kiss and fuck until my vision blurs? Cumming isn’t the crux of sex

[vanity-complex]

No, but I’m being so serious. If cumming is your only metric for successful sex, you need to change that. There are so many other ways to make your partner feel good and if you pressure one thing it only makes it that much harder.

[charlie-rulerofhell]

"I'll be back. I promise you. And everything will be alright."

[depsidase]

[thethreefriends]

Guy Montgomery’s Paul Williams t-shirts on Taskmaster NZ season 2

[peteneems]

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[drunk-streamer-mika]

Hi

[sanktalinn]

He/they | A cold summer day

[consultingskeletondetective]

why does game!Geralt look like someone I can trust with my life and netflix!Geralt look like someone I can't trust with my houseplants?

[vindicatedwitcher]

game!geralt gives off that "tired dad whose kid just moved out for college and he's trying to be an cool dad with a social life again and trying out all these crazy hobbies, but would still drop everything to drive across the country if his kid needed him" vibe

while netflix!geralt is that same guy, but 20+ years earlier who just dropped out of college because he knocked up a random chick at the winter formal, and now is suddenly responsible for a small infant, when the year prior he got suspended for stealing the deans car and driving it into a lake with his frat bros while high on adderall and cocaine