i am drunk

hahahahahahhahaha

[drunkasafack]

Gross now that we know how disgusting Jared from subway actually is.

[memecenterz]

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Haha remember when hearthstone got rid of sorry because it was too salty? As if wow is any less

[drunkasafack]

Accurate though

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Snapple spiked Fuji apple tea 458 ml 5.5% Taste: 4/5 Can't really taste the alcohol Comments: decent for a green apple flavour but the raspberry and peach flavours are better

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Blackfly vodka sour raspberry 473ml 7% Taste = 4.5/5 Tastes like candy Alcohol taste isn’t strong Comments : too sweet to drink more than one.

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There's a lemur called the golden bamboo lemur so that's cool and majestic

also did you know zoboomafoo lemurs aka ring tailed lemurs have stink fights by spraying their pheromones or whatever on their tails and waving them at each other and that it smells disgusting?

I smelt that at an aquarium (lol) in Charleston SC and that was straight narst.

[drunkasafack]

Sirius Black is the grim

Okay you might not have noticed but he lives at 12 GRIMmauld place.

[drunkasafack]

To any haters of me or onesies or pokemon or Harry Potter (doubt there is any) or Canadians (again doubtful hahaha) 

I have 4 onesies, but all my tumblr pics all seem to be in this one lol

[drunkasafack]

fuck not drinking more wine

me

[memecenterz]

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Such bad luck with unstable portal.

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Check out the Reese's pieces I got for Xmas like the size of my head Going to use them to call ET back to earth

[prince-cake]

When random strangers on the internet are more accepting of your daughter’s pronouns and her name then you fucked up. When news articles are more respectful of her pronouns and her name, you fucked up. When you try to claim she was just ‘on a walk’ after she posted a suicide note online, you fucked up.

You fucked up. You killed your daughter.

[drunkasafack]

that's actually so sad.. It's tragic she killed herself. but it's really terrible her parents are lying about it. she wanted her death to mean something. does it not mean anything to you that your child is dead? by her own hand? you'd think at this point you would acknowledge it. Even if it's hard, even if it's against your values. that is your child, who you are supposed to give everything to protect.

[drunkasafack]

i now follow anna cardwell (from here comes honey booboo) on facebook, and although she is slightly dumb i still feel for her so badly. it broke my heart when i found out that mama june's bf abused her AND THEN SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. whether or not she is lettting that molester around alana, i really am heartbroken for anna, because a mother is supposed to love you above anything, not give the benefit of the doubt to her bf. an 8 year old would not make that up. there is no way she would know about tht stuff normally. so to all the people who have been abused in some way from your family, i am so so sorry. I wish i could be your new family. you do not deserve it so don't ever blame yourself. if the rest of your family is not able/willing to protect you, talk to the cops, someone else in the family, a teacher, anyone. please. its scary i know, but the number one thing that can help you through this is support. and resilience

[unidentifiedspoon]

i got banned from omegle for photoshopping faces onto the dick pics people sent me and sending them back

[savingpeoplehuntingpie]

Hero status affirmed.

[drunkasafack]

lolololol well can't you only be banned for a certain amount of time? keep at it tomorrow :p

[tastefullyoffensive]

My entire life is a lie. [@robmhan]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

WHAT ELSE HAVE THEY BEEN HIDING FROM US

[drunkasafack]

This is a lie! Do not believe this.

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Sorry that's just not American enough for me.