#drunkcoworker

Because sometimes you need a little bit of alcohol to get through the (work)day.

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It's Friday and my boss just called in sick.

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When I'm resisting the urge to slap my idiotic coworker.

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Monday’s got me like…

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Me at 5:01 PM today.

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When my boss emails me asking me to email him a business' phone number he could have easily googled.

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When I'm proofreading a proposal and it says pubic instead of public.

I'm giggling like it's my second adolescence right here.

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When I'm trying to work at the office but people won't shut up

And it’s like

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When I take on a new project

And later I’m like

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When someone steals my parking spot on campus

And I want to be like

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When I try to play it cool after I've been drinking too much

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Throw me in the middle of the wilderness and I'll most likely walk around in circles until I starve to death, die from dehydration, get mauled by a creature, or some lovely combination of these Throw me in the middle of a mall I've never been to, and I can locate bathrooms, the food court, and the best places to shop within 3 seconds or less.

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When my friend tells me she moved in with the guy who repeatedly cheated on her.

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FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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When I finish a season on Netflix and realize they haven't added the next season.

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When my friends and I talk about my bachelorette party.

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My opening line to freshmen students this year when I become their instructor.

Just kidding guys, that's just what I tell the coworkers I don't like.