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Nobody:

Some 40 year old white guy's shirt:

Never Mess With A Welder Who Was Born In December Who Likes Beer And Titties And Has A Really Hot Wife Who Bought Him This Shirt Because She Loves His Massive Schlong *skull with guns for teeth*

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I blazed this post just to see what it did. Apparently $10 gets you 150 notes and 8 new bot followers.

Thanks Tumblr.

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sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

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Vegetarian Heathen Hacks:

Make bread rolls in the shape of animals for offerings and feasts.

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the gods receiving their offerings like

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cops having pretend seizures from touching drugs with gloves on VS christians having pretend seizures from speaking in tongues

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VS white moms having pretend seizures from eating msg

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At least there is precedence for convulsions or "fake seizures" with ecstatic religious experience so I think cops move on to the final round

cops having pretend seizures from touching drugs with gloves on VS white moms having pretend seizures from eating msg

Okay I know I'm late to the party but I just stumbled across this feature and what? Hello??

If anyone needs me I'll be in my room making pretty rainbow swooshes and giggling like a maniac

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If you give this woman money, it will go to transphobic causes. If you give this woman a platform, she will use it to boost transphobic causes. This isn't a "well nobody's perfect" or "well x other creator also did something bad once" situation, this is an inordinate amount of influence for a creator to have, and supporting her by word or wallet actively hurts trans people.

I don't give a shit if they call it a "kink" and we aren't supposed to "yuck someone's yum" but DDLG, age play, baby play, and anything that involves someone pretending to be a child as part of a sexual fantasy is fucking disgusting. It's just pedophilia with more steps.

This might singlehandedly be the best idea for a sticker/shirt I've ever had

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Ralph Foody on the set of “Angels With Filthy Souls,” the fictional gangster movie seen in Home Alone. circa 1990.

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ah yes, the original Goncharov

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The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

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KING SHIT FR

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tys ladies

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Antifa sluts DM me immediately

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Nobody:

Some 40 year old white guy's shirt:

Never Mess With A Welder Who Was Born In December Who Likes Beer And Titties And Has A Really Hot Wife Who Bought Him This Shirt Because She Loves His Massive Schlong *skull with guns for teeth*

lesbianbending-moved

seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay

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the movie is great, with amazing acting:

and the original graphic novel is phenomenal:

I highly recommend them both

and they’ve never been more relevant

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“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.”

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There’s strong subtext that V is a trans man and A)the lesbian from the diary or B)her wife.

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frankly I prefer the movie over the comic, for three reasons:

1) lewis prothero as a rush limbaugh/glenn beck/bill o’reilly type is both more applicable and way funnier than a 1940s radio propagandist

2) it has stephen fry as gordon detriech, and makes him explicitly gay and pretending to be attracted to evey as part of being closeted than actually attracted to evey and having sex with her while she hides in his home.

3) the movie came out in 2005; that is, only four years after 9/11, while the Iraq war was still in full swing, and while xenophobia and Islamophobia were not just acceptable, but tacitly encouraged by the administration at the time. which makes the following exchange even more poignant and sweet:

Evey: [seeing a book in a glass display case] What is that? Gordon: It’s a copy of the Qur’an, 14th century. Evey: [shocked] Are you a Muslim? Gordon: No, I’m in television. Evey: But why would you keep it? Gordon: I don’t have to be a Muslim to find the images beautiful or its poetry moving.

just… the easy acceptance of it. the idea that a religion that he doesn’t believe in and that has been explicitly outlawed in-universe is a source of beauty. I’m not Muslim, either, but that particular moment really stuck with me emotionally.