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Well, if I’m a queen now I was a princess then (AYYYYYYE).
But I am. And I was.
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we all want to know, what was queen gianna like as a child?
Well, if I’m a queen now I was a princess then (AYYYYYYE).
But I am. And I was.
Thank you, I love fan mail from my humble servants. Besos!
Are you going to have a Quinceañera?
I am! My birthday is September 25th (bookmark your calendars, have your presents ready to ship). I’m a libra, which is totes apropos because our symbol is the scales of justice and I’m going to be a lawyer.
If you thought my prom dress was baller, just you wait.
[txt] By the way, I wanted to express my thanks for having me over for a sleepover. [txt] I had a lot of fun [txt] and the morning coffee shop trip was also pretty nice [txt] Thank you for having me and being so hospitable!
[TXT] Aww you are so welcome! I am sorry about the rough morning with your bf. I do hope he’s okay.
[TXT] And I hope we can have another sleep over sometime!
so, that coffee shop was a lot, but what about the sleepover itself? was that fun for you, gurl? you deserve the best after all, as we all know.
Yes, thank you!! I did have a pleasant evening, and even a pleasant morning. It’s always a beautiful day to be me.
You win the award for best question of the day <3
what's "paciorettied", like where did that come from?
Oh, a hockey player who got knocked into the boards and was KO’d on the ice for like 8 minutes. I took the creative liberty of making his name a verb. To get paciorettied: to get knocked the fuck out.
Did you get all you wanted out of this sleepover with a bunch of people not up to your standards? Or are you still wanting?
Yup! It was fun!
Sometimes you get bored of bubblegum bitches, that’s all. It’s nice to change it up. And despite being low-average scorers, I think they might genuinely be enjoyable.
I do get the sense that they’re both holding back from saying some things, but I haven’t yet decided if I care.
So, if you like that Kaden guy, why did you only buy his bro's coffee?
Who says I like him? He’s cheese incarnate. A Disney Channel show. He’s Troy fucking Bolton. But he is a nine.
I don’t make the scores, btw. And just because someone is as popular as me doesn’t mean I like them.
But, because he is used to being treated like high school royalty, and the other is used to being a shadow creature, it’s fun to flip the script by giving Grim the special attention. Didn’t you see how it threw them both off?
what're you gonna do with that new intel from Gus? he's not actually interesting to your work, right? or is that changing?
See my last post ;)
As of right now, it’s hardly even intel. I’ll mention it to the girls tonight, but they’ll probably just shrug. Except the girls like my sister who know Hunter. They’ll care that it involves him. But he doesn’t go to [REDACTED] even during the school year, so it won’t be official even then.
I know it's your summer break, but as official coffee club beat reporter, what's your take on the day?
Let me give you a little trick of the trade ;)
The potential for gossip is formulaic. I’ve mentioned the CC’s rating system before. 1 = loser, 10 = queen fuckin bee. So, you may expect that the higher your score, the more interested the school will be in that happens to you (your potential to become gossip fodder). Not true.
Imagine the scores as points on an x-axis. The y-axis represents gossip potential. Now, imagine a parabola. The kids with the highest and lowest scores have the most potential, while the people with medial scores...do not have much. That’s because the people at the highest and lowest points are polarizing. You probably love to hate (or, potentially, hate to love [guilty pleasure, much?]) them. Obviously we all want to be in the know about the high scorers. As for the lower scorers, would you rather hear gossip about a fucking nobody, or the class freak? I’ll wait.
Of course, there are a lot more factors, such as if the gossip is about something good or bad happening, because those have different effects across the popularity scoring scale. Usually, bad news is more likely to be exciting.
So now that you’ve learned Gossip 101, unit 1, let’s break down today’s news. Mack is a one. Meaning, people don’t think highly of him, but he certainly has a reputation (because boi is always walking into things like a god damned bird, among many other reasons). So, there was a lot of potential for gossip when he went to that party, because that was directly contradictory to his score. But this? Getting beat up is absolutely par for the course with him, and it happened pretty early on in the summer, at a different school. It’s mostly interesting because of the police involvement, and because Hunter is a grade below us. Overall, I would say that as of this moment, this is not likely to cause a stir at [REDACTED].
The gossip potential can increase as more details come to light. We’ll have to see how the rest of this saga unfolds and resolves. I’ll reassess my calculations at a later point.
Thank you for asking, and you’re welcome for this insider look at the CC. Consider this an exclusive.
Got any hot goss on Hunter Rockwell?
I do now, honey!
Here’s the deets at Hunter Nathaniel Rockwell IV. He lives down the street from me ($$$) and is in the grade below me. He’s an absolute punk and the news of the day does not surprise me. Our parents would sometimes arrange play dates between my sister and I and him and his siblings, and I’ve never liked him. He would always ruin my dollhouse. He’d make the parent dolls have sex and put the baby in the oven. He is the kind of boy who would throw rocks through your window for fun (I say from experience). Once he slammed another boy’s head into the window on the bus (who takes the bus???)
He also is obsessed with poker because he wants to sit at the grown up table and pretend he’s not a little brat.
And that is the word on Hunter Rockwell.
clowningallaround:
encyclopedia-explosica:
quitetheruse:
knickknackaugustmack:
I d-d-don’t need you to defend me, Star.
-Crosses arms, slumps in chair-
-Bane chugs rest of drink so they can leave faster-
I know everyone th-thinks I’m a wimp who can’t han-handle himself, but I can.
Oh wow, you do know everything huh?
And c’mon Gus, not everyone thinks that. Also, did you always have a stutter? Or is that new?
…-looks down at feet-
Oh, my bad dude. Just trying to help out. And I’m prreeeetty sure getting hit a lot in the head would cause weird stuff to happen.
It’s true. Get lots of rest.
And yes, it’s true, Cloud Nine, I know just about everything ;)
clowningallaround:
encyclopedia-explosica:
bluntsincerity:
-eyes quickly open in a shocked expression-
-stands up quickly and starts getting out of chair- -pats Kaden once on shoulder- I’m going outside. -rushes outside, leaves coffee on table-
-glares slightly at Gianna for a second- … -takes Gus’ hand under the table and squeezes it-
-eyes follow Shayne as he leaves- …Hey, maybe don’t mess with Gus here? Not too much? Also who’s Dame? I feel so out of the loop.
Moi? Sorry.
Dame is Damien Ruse, the twin’s brother. Fyi.
knickknackaugustmack:
drunkonpowerade:
knickknackaugustmack:
Euneirophrenia.
Could you spell that for me?
Sure. E-U….E…E-U-N…O…P…P-H… -sighs- H-R… -sounding it out- phre…phrenia…uh, N-I-A…. -Puts head in hands-
That was very educational, thank yoooou.
knickknackaugustmack:
drunkonpowerade:
What was the word you won the state spelling bee with?
Euneirophrenia.
Could you spell that for me?
knickknackaugustmack:
drunkonpowerade:
knickknackaugustmack:
I-wh-what does that mean?
Did you get your bell rung? Your lights punched out?
Um…
What was the word you won the state spelling bee with?
knickknackaugustmack:
I-wh-what does that mean?
Did you get your bell rung? Your lights punched out?
knickknackaugustmack:
-Bane scoffs-
Yeah, it was a real sh-shining…moment for me.
“It didn’t get any point across. Just made the kid more pissed off.”
Prob…probably.
“It’s what he said. He punched you once, you bit him, then he beat the shit out of you.”
Well-I-
“I mean, you should have. If I were you, I would have fucking let him have it.”
Let him-I know you would.
-Gasps- Spazz, did you get Paciorettied?