Theeng Sans Toof

Taken Dom 18+ It’s all art to me It’s all beautiful 18+ *It’s all good*

[jenfoundabug]

California slender salamander (Batrachoseps attenuatus) in a redwood forest. Santa Cruz Mountains, California, US

[sleepy-bebby]

He was a sk8r boi

He said, "See you later, boy"

[catchymemes]

[xanaxfarts]

[viralfrog]

[immortalbeingz]

Belgium Chase Tag Compilation

[herpsandbirds]

Japanese Giant Salamander (Andrias japonicus), family Cryptobranchidae, endemic to Japan

One of the largest amphibians in the world, growing to a length of 1.5 m (~5 ft).

Vulnerable

"During the survey in Nov, we found 28 Japanese Giant Salamanders within only 1km range. The largest salamander we found on the day was 108cm (first photo). He has been constantly caught for 38 years since he was caught first time. The first time his measurement was 83cm. Researchers expect he should be at least 70 years old now. The second photo is a medium-sized specimen with characteristic colour of this species, light yellow background with obvious black spots. The research centre has been conducting the salamander's survey for many years. But they still need financial support for the activity.

Photographs by Korp Sam

[guerrillatech]

[i-might-be-vanny]

[chuckg2]

Zuzka Light

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[dkpsyhog]

Planned obsolescence

[rubyredwisp]

Maisie Williams’s cute “date” to the Emmys (x)

[rubyredwisp]

Peter traded his Emmy for Maisie’s date

[linguisticjubilee-deactivated20]

[mouldysushi]

He looks so proud of it

[alone-in-the-suburbs]

[runcibility]

[cipheramnesia]

Like... how did he expect it to go??

[anxietyproblem]

[sin74435]

Quitting time

So I was at work, a normal day, I worked as asset protection for a large company. This meant I came in with plain clothes and nobody really knew I worked there. I had a secret room where I could watch cameras and such. A few months before I had caught wind that the manager of this place was stealing so I began compiling evidence. About two weeks prior to this they hired a new asset protection manager who was considerably younger and had no experience in the field. Well on this particular day, she came into my office and started her sentence with “as long as you work for me you will”, and instantly my blood ran cold. She was still in training for her job, where did she get off? I was seasoned and had a very good record. She went on to say that I couldn’t look into the manager because that was “above my pay grade “. So I looked her in the eye and said, “that’s funny because I don’t work for you anymore.”. She looked shocked and asked if I was even going to give notice. To which I replied looking down at my nonexistent watch, “you’ve got 30 minutes.”, she was furious. She called security to have them escort me from the building which was laughable. On my way out I took my access badge and casually flipped it one the floor. As far as I know I’m not welcome there anymore, and the reason behind all this? Looking into someone who was corrupt.

[dirudo]

New gay in town : “ I’m the next supre…..”

My coven:

[dirudo]

Lmao ur cute af lemme talk to you

talk then

[demisatyr]

the power that radiates from this post