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Peggy Bundy was ready to jump on Al the moment he came from work and he acted like seeing those titties disgusted him. Couldn't be me.

drunotder

He acted like seeing the same boobs every day for the rest of his life was a curse. We’re not the same.

drunotder

Thanks to everyone who came out! It was a good time. Maybe I’ll let coworkers come to my house more often.

creativeidiot

I have a standing invite as I’m the known friend of the couple, thank you. 🙂‍↕️

drunotder

You know the floor plan by heart, you’re different.

drunotder

Thanks to everyone who came out! It was a good time. Maybe I’ll let coworkers come to my house more often.

blairscares

I won't take over your kitchen next time. Maybe.

drunotder

It looked nice by the end of the night. That never happens at parties. You invade the kitchen all you like.

Thanks to everyone who came out! It was a good time. Maybe I’ll let coworkers come to my house more often.

Sometimes, when you’re a little inebriated and in a friend’s bathroom with a beautiful woman…

That’s the most Hollywood thing I’ve ever heard.

#drugs tw #cocaine tw

creativeidiot

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

creativeidiot

Don’t tell me that because I will do it. Also don’t tell me that because Zara will find me and try to execute me in the grandstand of the arena.

drunotder

I would laugh. She might challenge you to a battle to the death.

creativeidiot

It would not be a challenge. She’s been looking for a reason to end me. 😭

drunotder

…yeah, it’d look a little Red Wedding, if I’m being honest.

creativeidiot

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

creativeidiot

Don’t tell me that because I will do it. Also don’t tell me that because Zara will find me and try to execute me in the grandstand of the arena.

drunotder

I would laugh. She might challenge you to a battle to the death.

creativeidiot

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

drunotder

I had “Jump” looped yesterday so it may be a loud day in the writers room.

creativeidiot

It’s gonna be like that one episode of the Drew Carey Show.

drunotder

That little cue card to the face is what I’m gonna need after a rewrite or two.

creativeidiot

I have the opening 30 seconds to “Panama” by Van Halen stuck in my head.

So if you hear someone yelling “PANAMA!”, pay it no mind.

drunotder

I had “Jump” looped yesterday so it may be a loud day in the writers room.

creativeidiot

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

creativeidiot

Bruce has no charisma! He doesn’t have any sort of game; he just has money. That’s it! That’s all he has.

drunotder

I think he has that “broken guy that people wanna fix” energy. And loads and loads of money. He’s probably why all of these billionaires leave their wives late in life for the billionaire playboy lifestyle. Bruce set ‘em up for unrealistic expectations.

creativeidiot

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

drunotder

Retweet, as the kids used to say.

creativeidiot

You know my plight when it comes to Bruce Wayne and his so-called ladies man bullshit.

drunotder

I like drinking while watching you spiral a little about it. It’s what friends do. You just inherited my plight about the pope being a White Sox guy.

creativeidiot

You ever think about all the fine women who threw themselves at Bruce Wayne/Batman during the 90’s Batman movies and feel like Jesse when he said Walter can’t keep getting away with it?

drunotder

Retweet, as the kids used to say.