incorrect dsmp

ollie | they/he | minor | dsmp (mainly sbi and benchtrio lol) incorrect quotes

[dsmpbutbetter]

tommy: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

jack: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

tommy: Fair point. 

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techno: the ritual. to perform it requires a sacrifice.

tommy: sacrifice? i nominate jack.

jack: wait, what?

tommy: [stares at him judgingly]

jack: hey!

techno: It's not that kind of of sacrifice guys. but tommy isn't wrong.

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tubbo: while we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them.

tommy: mine does that when i'm awake.

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tommy: and remember, if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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tommy: i was born a winner. i didn't even need nine months to be born, i came out in seven!

ranboo: that's... that's not good

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c!techno: love makes people do stupid things. 

c!tommy: i love everything! 

c!techno: that explains a lot.

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tommy: are you okay?

wilbur, planted face down in the dirt: i'm having some me time.

tommy: want me to join you so you aren't alone?

wilbur, after a minute of silence: yes please.

tommy: *sits down and pats wilbur's back*

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wilbur: i’m wanted in a couple states.

wilbur: fifty, actually.

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michael: science fact: if you pull off a lizard's tail, it will grow back. if you pull it off again, the lizard will be like 'dude.'

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tommy: why can't i just bite people when they piss me off, like what's the issue there

ranboo: i want you to stay far, far away from me

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ranboo: once I fix my sleep schedule, beat the innermost thoughts that haunt me, stop procrastinating, learn how to do taxes, and get mentally strong enough to make phone calls, it's over for you bitches

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jack: hey, that's my umbrella.

tommy: no, i'm life hacking.

jack: you're stealing my umbrella.

tommy: life hack.

jack: yow are you hacking life, you are literally taking my umbrella.

tommy: life hacking.

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tubbo: how do you do that? 

tommy: i'm fearless. 

tubbo: i saw you run from a wasp yesterday. you flailed around and tripped over a chair. it was both hysterical and sad. 

tommy: i'm mostly fearless.

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aimsey: were you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? ranboo: i was a ‘I’m not paying for minecraft’ pirate

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tommy: what if i start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?

tubbo: hell yeah, there's no god here to judge us.

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tommy: techno is not a morning person. or a night person. there are really only about seven minutes a day he is fun to be around. 

techno: the best part is you never know when they're coming.

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michael: are we going to see the warrior unicorns at the zoo?

tubbo: the what now?

ranboo: he means the rhinos.