𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫, 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐.

𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐨𝐫,   𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐.

[dsnohope]

holy shit i finally figured out leon’s login info

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i’m all here for that good,   quality leon   &   chris relationship,   but pls for the love of god don’t ask me to tell you about it in canon all we’ve got is they said like three sentences to each other   &   leon knows chris’ email   ( &   we can presume vice versa,   but that’s not stated actually )

[dsnohope]

anyways i owe precisely one   ( 1 )   thing here,   but starter call.   last meme i reblogged.   let me write you stuff alright

[dsnohope]

another line that comes back around to leon not giving a shit about his job is that he rarely asks a single question about anything ever   &   relies on people loudly monologueing or dropping their personal evil villain diaries to gather information outside of what he absolutely has to know to get the job done

[dsnohope]

the only things worth watching in vendetta

leon   &   chris’ hallway gun scene.   i would describe it as   “ jo.hn wi.ck,   but there’s two of him,   both in their twenties,   &   they fight like your 90′s action guy with no regard to their own or each other’s safety. “   it’s basically just a lot of Action Gun Bullshit bc i guess we like that now.

leon getting tossed around like a rag doll.   he has a spine of literal   &   metaphorical steel instead of just the latter now.

if you look close enough at the extras one of them kinda looks like joel from tlou

???

rebecca is Very Nice,   but like mute the tv,   esp the scenes she has with leon   &   the main antagonist you deserve better

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leon is a former smoker.

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transmission,   anonymous   :   leon becomes a spy

leon,   calling ada three minutes into the first mission   :   i hate it here can you pick me up

[shewidow]

* BLACK WIDOW 2014 #1-5 COMIC STARTERS !

“Oh I’m that good”

“No one will ever know my full story”

“You’re my ……. not my life coach”

“I want to be sure, that no matter what I do, this does not become about gain for me”

“You dont need to know much about me”

“You dont need to know where I come from”

“Something you should know, though is that…..”

“I loathe confrontation”

“There you are”

“If you know my name, then you should know I don’t play by anyone’s rules”

“I told you, I don’t mind hanging out”

“I’m not adopting you and you can’t lick me”

“I’m serious, how could I ever take care of a cat?”

“How many more jobs ?”

“How long will it take”

“This is what I am now, and you’ll never know who I was before”

“If things go wrong, it’s my fault”

“I should’ve seen it coming”

“You also know me to well for small talk”

“Familiarity is a dangerous thing”

“In espionage and mercenary work, there is no such thing as a routine”

“And so I’m here, making my second mistake.”

“he’s not wrong”

“You’ve killed so many I don’t know if you would remember”

“I’m a killer”

“Semantics. You can’t change the past”

“My past is my own”

“I don’t have a home”

“In my work, one cannot have distractions”

“You might think I’m cold hearted, & I am”

“If you do exactly as I say, we’ll be fine”

“This could be home”

“Home is where the hurt is”

“I’m a cold hearted person so I’ll make this quick and simple”

“The truth about intelligence gathering ? The devil is in the details”

“сюда” ( here. )

“Way ahead of you”

“Ah. There we go”

“I’m a spy, not some rooftop jumping archer, shield-wielding super soldier or shiny metal philanthrobot”

“Do you know who he’s working for?”

“The only thing worse than no intel is old intel”

“Impotency does not suit me”

“Somehow we know less and less every moment”

“This is what bad intel gets you”

THIS IS PART 1. // PART 2 // PART 3 COMING. 

[dsnohope]

the true mystery of leon’s story is how no other agency has convinced leon to work for them when you consider how much he aggressively hates his job

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smb asks leon anything job related   &   to stop the questions he just appropriates the nearest chair   &   starts telling them about that time he fought a village full of people whose heads exploded into tentacles

[dsnohope]

transmission,   @genitrice​   :   do u take on other creatures besides zombies asking 4 a friend

fought more tentacle monsters    &   monsters the size of buildings than you would ever be comfortable knowing exist in the world,   do those count as not zombies?

[dsnohope]

                                          𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫.

game-based leon kennedy     /     independent,   highly selective,   very low activity.   written by taylor.   movie adaptable,   not vendetta or re2 remake compliant.

[dsnohope]

THE PADS OF HIS FINGERS ARE LIGHT,   tap delicately against the glass base of the bottle sitting in front of him,   as blue eyes watch in amused curiosity the familiar woman heading in his direction   ;   graceful as ever,   seemingly mission oriented.   She wants him to see her coming,   he knows,   because if she didn’t then he wouldn’t   ------   he never has before   ------   so he leans back in his chair,   ignoring the protest against his moving weight,   head cocking to one side.      ❛   Now,   what’s a woman as pretty as you doin’ in a dump like this?   &   don’t tell me you’re lowering your standards   ------   ‘cause I’m pretty sure only one of us can have dirt-low standards or this whole thing falls apart.   ❜

                               DEFUNCT STARTER CALL     /     @yngai​

[dsnohope]

did tumblr unfollow this person for me or did they soft block me   :   the question of my day as i look through my following list   &   notice people Missing

[dsnohope]

leon is a high functioning alcoholic   &   that’s not really.  .  .   addressed enough

[dsnohope]

people always think leon gets shit done while ada fucks around in the background of re4 but i want y’all to really think about which one of them spent hours tracking down medallions bc some creepy guy with a   “ hey kids you wanna buy some drugs? “   aesthetic said so

[dsnohope]

anyways what if i.  .  .   fucked around   &   actually wrote here tho