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A masterpiece

#THIS👏MOTHER👏FUCKER👏FUCKING👏WOULD #!!!!#GOD DAMMIT BECK #█❝ tough kid’s got it going on; running through the streets he’s a troublemaker. ( ᵇᵉᶜᵏ. )#█❝ it’s a little deceiving; because there’s a heart of glass in him. ( ᵏᶤᶰᵍˢᵗᵒᶰ. )#''BECK WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!?!?''#''BECK FUCK!!!!!!''

here’s a headcanon

being my dadsona’s friend, most of the time he will throw shit at you instead of actually handing it over. so say that one of the seven lovely dads in the cul-de-sac are hanging out with him. they could literally be sitting side by side of one another, and said one of seven dads would be like “hey, can ya pass me that thing,” that is closest to this dadsona here, and throw it in their damn lap or at their chest, whichever depends. not hard what so ever, but enough to make a landing.

#befriend at your own damn risk #... i am a quality oc dadsona blog #so don't worry #there is way more from where that came from #█❝ tough kid’s got it going on; running through the streets he’s a troublemaker. ( ᵇᵉᶜᵏ. )#█❝ it’s a little deceiving; because there’s a heart of glass in him. ( ᵏᶤᶰᵍˢᵗᵒᶰ. )

@pewshot commented: BAD

IT’S CALLED A CALL-OUT POST

#BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO REPENT THEIR FUCKING SINS #J OSEPH #█❝ shut yer yap dodger. ( ᵒᵒᶜ. )#█❝ welp; this is getting weird. ( CRACK. )

pewshot

“These cookies are my new dad now.”

( art credit. )

#█❝ look it's one of those cool kids on the block. ( ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ. )#oh my god #a wild panda has appeared

me: *sees joseph*

me:...

me: he a freaky bitch

#█❝ shut yer yap dodger. ( ᵒᵒᶜ. )#█❝ welp; this is getting weird. ( CRACK. )#the power of c hrist compels you #//nsfw implied

dsonbec-blog

dadsona oc —– penned by dodger. // man’s a tough man, a kidder, a thief, and a crime man, but he’s gotta heart of glass and gold. he’s got those scars on his knuckles and arms, that say in the past he’s had his fair share of being in a rough life, and yet his touch can be so kind and tender. he can’t ever really stop getting into trouble, but he’s got luck on his side.

#**coughs gently**#.................#....................................#**COUGHS**#█❝ you've got dads! ( ˢᵉˡᶠ ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ! )

boyzoo

Matt Bomer at Mr Porter “Made In California” Launch Party in Hollywood

#█❝ a man that can break a nose and take their cash. ( ᶠᶜ. )

janeplease

*passes my reflection* god shouldn’t that bitch be dead by now

#█❝ tough kid’s got it going on; running through the streets he’s a troublemaker. ( ᵇᵉᶜᵏ. )#█❝ it’s a little deceiving; because there’s a heart of glass in him. ( ᵏᶤᶰᵍˢᵗᵒᶰ. )

dsonbec-blog

CRIME DAD here to remind you that YOU’RE VERY TALENTED to have the ability to write out a character. he personally doesn’t have such said talent when it comes to writing in general, BUT IS SUPER PROUD THAT YOU DO —— keep it up kiddo!! … also, little tip, if you happen to see SOMEONE currently distracted, it’s a perfect opportunity to pickpocket them.

#proud dad with pro tips #but no seriously #take it from your crime dad #and me; his actual loving ma #your writing is it's own bc it's yours - it's your style #never feel belittled!#... also i need to make up a supportive positivist dad tag

bomeruniverse

#*zoom to me; holding up a camera*#YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETY #KICK THAT ASS #//gif #█❝ a man that can break a nose and take their cash. ( ᶠᶜ. )

jandresjaimes

#█❝ getting old he'll still believe in the freedom of the open road. to be wild and have fun. ( ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ. )#//smoking

❝ ya know, i had a teach kinda like you back in the day. alright guy and all, ya know, ACTUALLY GAVE A DAMN about kids’ and their education... didn’t have him long though, after i dropped out and all. ❞ yeah. the guy is a high school dropout. it’s not so much of a shame, more than it was a pity. but hey, you deal with the cards you’re dealt with. @tcachcr ❤ ‘ed

#tcachcr #█❝ v; welcome to the neighborhood - luck don’t fail him now. ( ᵐᵃᶤᶰ. )#*is blunt*#just put it on out there my son.... jezus christ #ach; anyways; ayy! hope this is fine!#if not please do tell! i'm cool with making any changes! :]

higgzorz

the walking dad

m86-deactivated20171116

where’s he going

higgzorz

hardware store

#son of a bitch #the cover is blown #also #break into the hardware store with a crowbar you stole from another hardware store #█❝ tough kid’s got it going on; running through the streets he’s a troublemaker. ( ᵇᵉᶜᵏ. )#█❝ it’s a little deceiving; because there’s a heart of glass in him. ( ᵏᶤᶰᵍˢᵗᵒᶰ. )

itsdanfango

5:01

#█❝ getting old he'll still believe in the freedom of the open road. to be wild and have fun. ( ᵃᵉˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ. )

❝ hey, amanda, sooo HYPOTHETICALLY... say you didn’t have anything important going on at school today ----- ya know, like having a test for a class or having to turn in a due assignment, whatever... would you be up to skipping school for the day, and going to the FAIR that just rolled into town with your old man?? ❞ don’t get it wrong! the guy doesn’t let his kid skip school often what so ever. but hey, having A BREAK here and there, is actually more of a refresher than anything. @gctaproblem ❤ ‘ed

#gctaproblem #█❝ v; welcome to the neighborhood - luck don’t fail him now. ( ᵐᵃᶤᶰ. )#letting his child have a break like a good dad #by skipping school for a day and sneaking into an amusement park #h ell yah

❝ okay, ya caught me. SO WHAT if i broke some’s car window. it’s not like you haven’t thrown rocks at stuff before. ----- in fact, here, how about you have a go at it, kiddo?? it’s good for ya. and don’t worry, I AIN’T A SNITCH. ❞ @guiltycharge ❤ ‘ed

#guiltycharge #█❝ v; welcome to the neighborhood - luck don’t fail him now. ( ᵐᵃᶤᶰ. )#e ncourage damaging property like a good adult #YEET #actually isn't a snitch tho. one of a few redeeming qualities in him #ANYWAYS! hope this is okay!#if not just let me know; i can make changes! :D

ohsosharky

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me

#█❝ tough kid’s got it going on; running through the streets he’s a troublemaker. ( ᵇᵉᶜᵏ. )#█❝ it’s a little deceiving; because there’s a heart of glass in him. ( ᵏᶤᶰᵍˢᵗᵒᶰ. )#sleep if for the weak

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