Hello!

I post about Supernatural (the mennn in Supernatural) ;), Captain America, The Avengers, Internet stuff/Video Games :) I've been noticing this blog turning political at times, so there is some of that on here as well:p -D

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[didyoujustspitonme]

— Central Park, New York City

— Barcelona, Spain

— Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

— Male, Maldives

— Niagra Falls, USA/Canadian border

— Tulip fields, Holand

— Egyptian Pyramids

— Artificial Islands, Dubai

— Venice, Italia

— Santiago, Chile

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[clubjade]

Star Wars is not here for your armor misconceptions. In a response that’s getting some digital ink, the official Star Wars page’s reply to a clueless comment on Phasma’s armor. Just say no to actually dangerous boob-plates!

[thatsthat24]

I love this.

[dtheoptimist]

Psychic buying clothes

Employee: How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small

Employee: You didn't even try it on

Psychic: I'm a medium

[buzzfeed]

23 Times Feminists Had The Perfect Comeback

[dashbeardconfessional]

Drake + the Star Wars cantina band

[tkyle]

My favorite moment from the Democratic Debate.

[6-2-midnight]

I missed this part

[sidechica]

i hate and love gays at the same time

[rogvrs-blog]

my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield

[steviebucks]

[iwontletthisgetme-deactivated20]

#tiny little turtle of freedom (x)

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[cheese24k]

[cakeandsodomy22]

Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months

they’re just like dogs omfg

[why-so-searios]

😖 that will scare the hell out of me

[aconfusedbird]

[audio transcription: bird pushes through the door and begins laughing like a super-villain]

[uhrair-blog]

Me at the aquarium: I CAUGHT THAT IN ANIMAL CROSSING

[toasty-coconut]

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[dtheoptimist]

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

Omfg lol

[junkfoodchimney]

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

[mauridianhallow]

parents who care

[supersecretstanaccount1-deactiv]

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

[dtheoptimist]

Omfg