you cannot kill what you did not create

g37 0ff my l4wn

[homophobic]

[du4l17y]

this fucking game

[pajamaben]

If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

[katara-deactivated20130617]

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

[du4l17y]

i slept on my face and it went numb. the result of such was me having a dream i was drowning and it was far from fun let me tell you

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cats About to Sneeze [x] Previously: Cats Taking Selfies

[rivier]

very very funny!

[mizjawnson]

@estellasanchez

[estellasanchez]

Cats are so funny

[du4l17y]

i made the terrible mistake of eating salty food with extremely chapped lips and it hurts and burns but i can't stop i just

[electrikenite-deactivated201506]

Motivational quotes from Vietnamese Crystal

[eupphoriiia]

[theproblematicblogger]

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

[du4l17y]

"when the meeting is over i need to see the district manager so don't leave" fuck

[du4l17y]

im laughing so hard im pretty sure im scaring this lady next to me on the bus

[ravejesus]

sometimes you just gotta suck a dick

[onlinegf2-deactivated20160818]

aren’t you straight..?

[ravejesus]

*sucks dick nervously*

[du4l17y]

im off today but there's a fucking meeting

[du4l17y]

i went to sleep and woke up with my phone charger cord around my neck holy shit

[goatpolice-deactivated20250128]

its not gay if its for a klondike bar

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

houston i have so many problems